TmWhisp
United States
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
cock blocked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
Bonding_boys
Elk River, United States
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
Deconstructed
United States
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
Anonymous
Beausoleil, France
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Thanks Honey
United States
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Anonymous
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Top comments
Kidd_Ant 18
This, is what the FML photos were always meant to be.
fakedsincerity 32
OPs day is going swimmingly.
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Comments (33)
Kidd_Ant 18
This, is what the FML photos were always meant to be.
Tarlachia 33
My job includes the cleanup of such floods. This is worse than I've ever seen in all my 10 years of experience. I'm impressed and horrified at this.
fakedsincerity 32
OPs day is going swimmingly.
TheNewGuy03 29
Damn, that's deep.
fakedsincerity 32
I sea what you did there.
Kidd_Ant 18
Buoy, u guys are fun.
Liamj774 36
Yeah man, whatever floats their boat
The_Unlucky1 19
Water you trying to say?
ThatLastKid 21
This is the best FML photo I have seen.
Phantomsnake 10
Snorkeling is better than diving.
jzidar24 12
How does that even happen?!?!
TheGoatKing 3
I wanna know too
TMWhisp 22
Woohoo!
rivimatt 20
First good FML photo
falafelbooger 1
Are we sure that this image wasn't just taken from the web? It appears on a lot of "flood restoration" company's pages
ABlindMan 17
It doesn't HAVE to be by OP, I believe the photos are picked or something and then the top rated caption is applied to them if I'm understanding it correctly. Although that's what I got from what Alan said.
Kidd_Ant 18
There was a "contest" in a recent blog on FML. The best caption would be featured along with a photo they used in the blog to make your own.
Baurusdavinci 12
Uh... Guys? Almost %100 positive this is a rendered image from a computer program.
Dilexar 26
explain yourself