Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm expecting our second child. He ripped up the sonogram and yelled at me to "fucking get rid of it" while jabbing me in the chest. FML
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
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Pwn17 25
You obviously have to leave him now. It's the FML rule.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Sometimes I feel like I learn more here on FML than in class.
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Comments (245)
Kaylias 6
I'm sure he's joking....
unidentifieduser 23
I think it's terrible what your husband said to you. I would be beyond thrilled just to know that the child was healthy, regardless of the gender.
radianceepica 9
Who does he think he is, King Henry VIII? Maybe you should leave him before he says, "off with your head!"
Shade1982 21
That would be more like Queen Victoria actually :P.
Wierdotron 5
The female sex chromosomes are XX and the Males are XY. SO, the sex of the child is completly up to which sperm makes it to the egg. if the next one is a girl, it's his fault...
Shade1982 21
Yes, because men have all the power in the world to change this... 'science'.
bikergirl93 18
tell him that that is all for him to decide as the sperm determinds the sex
BEATLES1133 3
Then say: you say that one more time and I'M leaving you
worldclassrager 41
Adoption? But he should know he determines the sex of the child...unless he related to King Harry the VII (?)
kbuglgbco 4
Then he has no consideration and is not very bright
ViviMage 40
Well, I was supposed to be a Mikhail (Michael variation in Russian.) I never got the memo and came out a girl. ....and my dad did leave for a mistress that gave him 3 boys! FYL if your husband is as bad as my dad!
allplayedout 20
"What next one?"