Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm expecting our second child. He ripped up the sonogram and yelled at me to "fucking get rid of it" while jabbing me in the chest. FML
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
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Pwn17 25
You obviously have to leave him now. It's the FML rule.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Sometimes I feel like I learn more here on FML than in class.
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Comments (245)
Fervens 5
You can tell him that if he doesn't start producing some Y chromosome sperms, he has no business keeping his testicles, then.
BriannaMGK 15
Tell him if it's not a boy, then you'll leave him. Since it is the sperm that determines the sex of a baby!
whathefuckislife 11
you're from the UK... is it possible he's a descendant of henry VII?
Shepardspie71 8
Who cares what determines the sex??? He's a selfish jerk and doesn't sound like he will be much of a father
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
I hope he knows his sperm actually decides the gender . . .
ThErAlSlImShAdY 2
He probably was joking some guys have a weird sense of humor like that.
purpletardis 10
I think someone forgot how sperm works.
CelticSkye 13
While I don't think it's wrong to have a preference over what sex you hope your unborn child is, I do think it's absolutely disgusting that OP's husband said that if the next child isn't a boy, he plans on leaving his wife and daughter. To me, that says the OP's husband really doesn't care much about his wife and future daughter. I also see this little girl being completely ignored by her father, espicially if a son is born into this family.
nokturn_fml 11
What an asshole
missemixox 9
When he realizes how much he loves your daughter, he won't mind whether the next baby is a boy or girl. He will love the child anyway.