Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
Today, after being a dad to five girls for over 40 years, I finally had a son with my new wife. Too bad I'm 78 years-old and probably won't be around long to enough to enjoy having a boy. FML
Today, I'd always wanted a baby girl, so much so I wound up with four boys before deciding I couldn’t handle another pregnancy. The eldest two hate their dad, the youngest two hate me, and all four of them hate each other. FML
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I have four daughters in high school. All four announced they are pregnant. FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML
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UsernameNotRandom 10
What a s*xist thing to say in 2024. Girls can carry on the family name too, ya know.... And carrying kids is hard enough without you complaining that one isn't a boy. My Dad had 3 girls, and all 3 of us are using his family name - married. Get your head out your *ss.
angus 17
Comes down to you bud… women have 2 X chromosomes. Men have an X and a Y. It’s your fault for shooting only Xs…. 4 times. Don’t be a daft misogynist. Girls are awesome!
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UsernameNotRandom 10
What a s*xist thing to say in 2024. Girls can carry on the family name too, ya know.... And carrying kids is hard enough without you complaining that one isn't a boy. My Dad had 3 girls, and all 3 of us are using his family name - married. Get your head out your *ss.
angus 17
Comes down to you bud… women have 2 X chromosomes. Men have an X and a Y. It’s your fault for shooting only Xs…. 4 times. Don’t be a daft misogynist. Girls are awesome!
idragosani 17
Casual misogyny. Daughters can carry on your name also.
Noctsurreality1302 11
I doubt they'd want to
poopface82 25
You want a son, do what my grandparents did and adopt one.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Check out Henry VIII over here. "Sire me a son that he may carry my name forth into eternity, lest thy head be cleaved from thy body, you ghastly wench." Your wife's response was too polite. You should go **** yourself. Admittedly it'll be tough with your head permanently stuck up your ass, but with your tic-tac of a dick you'll get there.
MidnaLink 35
Bloodline is bullshit anyway. The only way it means anything is if it had some magical effect... or being royalty, successions and all that jazz.
Underscore_foo 5
Dude the planet doesn’t want the strain of another one of your children… that may end up to be another girl. Love the daughters you have and get over it, it’s not that deep
core01 30
You're an asshole.
Crowned Sataness 12
you're the one that produced 4 girls. it's not your wife's job to keep breeding until you're satisfied
KittyKatGirl 15
Literally, the X or Y chromosome that most influences sex/gender comes from the father in 99% of the cases. the mother has nothing to do with if it is a boy or not, it's all the father's sperm's work there.
soundsfakebutok 10
holy ****, you’re a real prick, you know that?