Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm expecting our second child. He ripped up the sonogram and yelled at me to "fucking get rid of it" while jabbing me in the chest. FML
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
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Pwn17 25
You obviously have to leave him now. It's the FML rule.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Sometimes I feel like I learn more here on FML than in class.
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Comments (245)
McPickleStache 10
You should've just bent down (to the best of your ability) looked at his junk and said "Not happy? do a better job next time." but I'm pretty sure he was joking
pinchehamster 2
Well u betr hop it iz boi den
LyraAlluse 25
Tell him that a real man is secure enough in his masculinity to not need to put down a woman. And then say if his attitude doesn't change there is a hundred percent chance you will leave him. But if he was joking just roll your eyes.
btracy619 23
Female sperm swim slower than male sperm but they swim for a longer amount of time. Because of this, statistically, men with shorter dicks are more likely to have daughters.
the_real_dvd 21
It's a statistical fact hat if a girl orgasms, she's more likely to have a boy. It's him that's failing.
Shade1982 21
You have got to be kidding me... First off, proving anything statistically still is no grounds for anything scientific. Secondly... bogus. Does this count as 'science' these days?
loneala 3
Your boyfriend's a douche.
Angelic_Author 16
I'd leave him if I were you. Your children shouldn't be exposed to such high levels of stupid.
RileyTheCoyote 6
Sounds like you have two choices, really. :|
lololols 1
Lol, hope for the best?
jessmyst 4
Just kindly let him know it's his fault since his sperm determines the sex of the baby ;)