Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm expecting our second child. He ripped up the sonogram and yelled at me to "fucking get rid of it" while jabbing me in the chest. FML
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
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Pwn17 25
You obviously have to leave him now. It's the FML rule.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Sometimes I feel like I learn more here on FML than in class.
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Comments (245)
ohSNAPyall 27
How selfish of you to hog all your Y chromosomes.
protoskore 27
considering the welfare laws in the UK, you just may be more well off without him. as a single mother you'd be eligible for all sorts of benefits, council housing etc.
vikky538 29
moron...such crappy thinkers we got in the world...sorry OP
sanecatlady 13
What an idiot. He doesn't deserve to be your kid's father, boy or girl.
IAmMe204 25
What the hell kind of idiot is he?! First of all as others have mentioned, the sperm is the one that chooses tge sex. Second of all a baby is a blessing, person or whatever you want to call it. IT IS NOT A TOY. If he is really that interested in being able to choose every aspect of the unborn child's life tell him to go buy a ken doll that will literally be anything and everything he wants! Otherwise tell him to go to hell!
heyheynow 12
congratulations and he's a total wanker for saying that even if he was only joking!
from_the_clouds 5
Umm will someone explain to me who answered that it was her fault?
julia9902 8
Ouch! Let's just hope this is a joke OP. It probably is, but still, bad move for him!
thatADHDdude 21
Was he serious?
sugarbear0727 19
The male sperm swim faster, but they are also 'stupid'. The female sperm swim slower, but are considered 'smart'.
SilentLambs 12
Uh, no. Male sperm are faster swimmers, but female sperm are more resilient. It has nothing to do with intelligence.