Today, the framed memorabilia that I spent $195 on last week came crashing to the floor. It was on my wall for less than 2 hours. The picture is torn and the glass is shattered, but at least the frame is alright. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Today, after storing it for a year, driving it 750 miles to a new home, and waiting a week for a wall mount to come in, I was ready to hang the hand-painted, decorative window my brother gave me. The chain snapped as I picked it up and it shattered when it hit the floor. FML
Today, I made some burritos when a photo frame fell and smashed over my pan. I'm pretty broke so I thought I got all the glass out of the meat and ate some. I reheated the meat for dinner too and well, I found the glass that time... FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, my roommate placed something on a shelf I put up, and the whole thing came crashing down. It's been fine for 2 years and now the shelf decides to break? Yeah right, dude. FML
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML
Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
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ashilyy24 8
I'd try to sell that frame. Obviously it's made of an indestructible wood.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Um who framed it? or did you spend all that money then not hang it right
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Comments (8)
RockPrincess26 16
That blows harder than a horny **** star.
dramaelf 37
My, that was colorful
RockPrincess26 16
Yep. Probably why so many people are triggered and disliked it. But it's the truth.
ashilyy24 8
I'd try to sell that frame. Obviously it's made of an indestructible wood.
Akitakat 31
Be thankful for the blessings that you do have! Then use some glue to recreate your memorabilia & frame it again. This time using caution as to how it's hung considering the size & weight of it. Good luck OP! :)
thatslifeiguess7 16
Um who framed it? or did you spend all that money then not hang it right
CassyM 6
Ohhh that hurts. So sorry.
Cali 57
Sounds like it was too heavy for the way it was hung. I hope it was salvageable!