Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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IllestRated 17
That's quite the SITuation.
tellyc 27
Atleast they are obedient ?
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Comments (140)
gtdemon 1
maybe your dogs knew the robber......
tigerlilytracey 6
hahaha
frog_is_special 3
Well that sucks, but i have to admit i used to work with a crazy nasty Staffordshire Bull Terrier who couldn't ignore being told to sit, it amused me (and stopped me being attacked) every time i had to clean his kennel!
skyeyez9 25
I remember a newspaper story years ago. A police officer and k-9 working dog lived with him. A burglar broke into his home while nobody was home, and his dog mauled the burglar to death. Of all homes to break into, he chose the worst possible one.
utlanning 9
This is why professional trainers will give commands in another language, so intruders can't do this.
rfn2 7
Buy a gun
EyRaB 17
see, my GSD would attack and bite anyone's leg off without me having to tell him to if they came in without a proper introduction from me, beforehand. if someone does, they come in at their own risk since we have signs everywhere warning them. and no, that isn't poor training because he isn't aggressive outside our home. we trained him from a young age to be a guard dog and our house is his territory.
coolchick123 6
Gotta love dogs
AnonThoughts 23
And that's why it's wise to train guard dogs in a different language.
Befriended 7
I wonder what the burglar thought about that..poor OP for having such obedient dogs in this type of situation..