Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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IllestRated 17
That's quite the SITuation.
tellyc 27
Atleast they are obedient ?
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sanecatlady 13
When I was younger my mother had two German Shepherds as guard dogs at work, but they were not trained at all and were so friendly even kids weren't scared of them. They were also both very afraid of thunder, and when someone really broke into the office they probably gave the dogs a nice scratch behind the ears as thanks for making stealing so easy.
rocker_chick23 27
We used to have a German shepherd like that. We used to joke around and say if we ever got robbed, she would show the robbers where we kept the jewelry.
Nyarlothatep 12
You know what doesn't obey a robber when you set it to attack? A bullet.
siggy_mcsigx 22
I believe shooting an intruder to defend you or your family's life, if the intruder is legitimately aggressive, but there is no reason to shoot someone because he's robbing your ****** DVD player.
siggy_mcsigx 22
So....did the robbery continue when YOU were there?
Witchylady 18
Your dogs aren't stupid. You just taught them to obey commands. You never stipulated to them that commands from a intruder were to be ignored. I love German shepherds. They are beautiful dogs.
91hayek 31
Indeed. It's a case of a poor workman blaming his tools.
TrinityNevada 11
There is no YDI here. You have dogs, you've trained them, and they were trying to protect you. It seems odd that they'd listen to someone other than their master, but I guess the next step is to train them to ONLY stop on a specific command. My friend's Service Dog is still a puppy (18 m.o. black lab) and gets confused between "home mode" and "work mode". The harness helps, but if you're a family friend the damn thing begs for food and tries to lick your hand if you don't share. If you're a stranger, he'll ignore you. If you're a stranger coming into Friend's house, he'll eat your face. That's what happened to some EMTs until Friend called his dog off. Sorry to get OT and EXTRA sorry you got robbed. that's awful
rockydify 22
You trained your dogs to attack people?! Seriously?! Don't you have insurance?
storminmormin14 12
That's when you use your gun.
TheRealPitBoss 17
Sorry OP should've had a Parrott trained to say attack!
ThunderTheRad 14
Doggone robbers.
meladuh 16
Maybe your robber was a dog trainer