Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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Top comments
IllestRated 17
That's quite the SITuation.
tellyc 27
Atleast they are obedient ?
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Comments (140)
Befriended 7
The fact that you trained them to attack is quite amazing!
HotchCus 2
lol this was stolen from ifunny
wigglecow 3
What happened after he said sit?
PieReaper 11
Get a cat
fmlrulesBolt 14
How did this turn out
Simple_SAM 2
That is why police dogs are trained in a different language...Try German.
darkfireflame 15
A .357 Magnum doesn't obey anyone but you.
onorexveritas 24
this makes me want to train my dogs in a different language
punk_cowboi 5
Well then I guess it's lucky he didn't tell them to attack!
tyi020 11
Omg this is the best fml I have ever seen.