Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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Top comments
IllestRated 17
That's quite the SITuation.
tellyc 27
Atleast they are obedient ?
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Comments (140)
ChakatBlackstar 29
You're lucky. My dad's yellow lab is so friendly she'd help the robbers carry things back to their car. -based on a true story.
Neopopulas 9
Thats why I trained my shepherds in german. That and its hilarious.
an3ph 20
Oops. Should have taught them German.
Epikouros 32
They should have trained you to read at least a few comments before sharing your wisdom.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
that's sucks op that you got robbed but it doesn't sound like you trained them that well.
Nish007 15
LMAO This is hilarious!
Cloverz 6
I saw on TV, they train police dog using foreign language for the command.. In that time they use german. So, Unless the burglar speak german, the dog will not obey :P
TheMystery13 13
That's why you need two things: 1. A professional trainer 2. A gun
krad204 21
That is why I teach my dogs in polish and German, so they don't respond to English. It's also really funny when I yell sitzen at my dogs and I get stares from other people.
dDailydDosage 8
Lol that should be in a comedy XD
steph_solaris 11
Thats why you get guns to protect yourself not dogs