Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, right before a job interview, I spilled hot coffee all over my lap. The stain looked incredibly suspicious. During the interview, the recruiter kept glancing down awkwardly while I tried to maintain eye contact and confidence. FML
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
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Top comments
ea49610 0
Wow nice uncle you got
flakitaa22 0
Nice uncle you got there .
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Comments (105)
flakitaa22 0
Nice uncle you got there .
ea49610 0
Nooo u took my comment ;(
nater535 7
Family connections for the lose?
cruxx 0
And you got fired for that...? -____-
LiyIa_fml 8
Go to your uncles works and get him fired... :)
YourEvilHero 12
am I the only one who thinks she shouldn't have been fired over this
Gema2dicks 0
What a douchebag.
slick5880 22
Oh so this is what family is for? I must have been confused.
Jovecove 13
What a ******.
HarveyMalone 0
Uncle ******...
a_nutritionist 10
this is when you unload every single bit of shit you can on your uncle. youre in his social network, start meddling and have some fun. by the way, people dont get fired for making one clumsy accident, you were probably just a shit employee.
SCREAM4meeee 0
what an influential uncle!
RacistPancake 6
51 I lol'd
bfsd42 20
70, If everyone who lol'd decided to tell the fml world about their chuckles, imagine how much more fun these comments would be. (sarcasm) Please keep your lol's to yourself.
agentx52 13
He could have been new to the place.
ea49610 0
Wow nice uncle you got
xlord 27
Sorry man you were 10 seconds to late. Now it just looks like you stole 1s comment
StoryOfTheYear 15
PLAYJERISM!
ea49610 0
I know rite after i sent it i saw the first comment and i was like fuuuuuuck
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'll give you a thumbs up for it anyways. :)
False_Stupidity 42
Note you have more +thumbs than #1, it must be the wow factor :)
RetardedBullFrog 4
Well, he did said wow
jellitonoctopus 19
You would think a family member would try to stick up for you huh?
36AngryPandas 1
trust no one... that's the first thing you learn as a Panda
slushpup9696 12
What is the second thing?
a_nutritionist 10
@55 dont shit where you eat.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Kill any chinamen before they kill you for kung pou panda?
ariannaimelda 7
That's awful, especially coming from family. FYL :(
sparklybetty 0
never trust your family members, they usually want to be better than you
22cute 17
Wow, that's really sad. I'm sorry life has taught you that.
WiderWille 11
I'm sorry that you still believe in unicorns
Melisso 4
What an ass.
mynameis1339 0
hole
kool_girl_123 9
Lol
BeatlesObsessed 12
He probably has a "hot" temper...no? Okay. :(
TPendleton218 2
lol :)
JojoChuo 8
Wow, that is uncalled for, especially from a family member.
megapeyt 17
What a prick
levijase 0
Ohhh YDI
THE_A_TEEN 28
How the **** he/she deserve's it, self righteous prick?
slushpup9696 12
Your face matches your comment!
bfsd42 20
Go on #24, feed the troll. And calm down too. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.