elena02
Wayne, United States
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
soccercrazed1520
France
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
emisara93
Today, I chipped my tooth by biting down on my toothbrush. I don't know what hurts more: the irony or the fact I have no dental insurance until January. FML
yollew
United States
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
Toothless
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Added flavor
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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idefka 34
get a space heater.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Maybe some gum to pad them?
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Comments (39)
mds9986 24
I have a feeling not brushing your teeth enough made them weak enough to break from chattering.
jbuiel123 18
Maybe not pay for Internet/phone and pay for your heating our house instead?
Xydryhn 1
Heh, I'm in a similar situation myself. Thankfully my teeth are intact. For some its not so easy to just "Turn on heat". My entire heating system needs replaced which costs in the thousands. Space heaters are not an option either due to dogs running around. I feel your pain OP.
ThrottleJockey 36
I feel you. We were without power for 24 hours straight this weekend and the high for the day was only 20 degrees F (0 with the wind chill.) It was quite romantic with my wife though; snuggling by the fireplace with some candles and hot chocolate and later cuddling in bed with some extra blankets.
Gennocent 17
Turn on the oven and open the door
Kevinmeowbeanz 22
Did you forget to pay the gas bill Lloyd?
inolongercare 19
Maybe heat up your house? Space heater, or something