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elena02 Wayne, United States

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

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idefka 34

get a space heater.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Maybe some gum to pad them?

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MandieL 27

I think you need to visit a dentist. Teeth are very strong, so this doesn't sound right.

hardcorefan16 22

Can that even happen?

olpally 33

Get lots of blankets... Geeze

Skylyric52 11

Did anyone else think of that one show in sponge bob where he left the fridge open and it turned into some frozen ice rink?

isaak_sanchez 18

I like your style kid

Skylyric52 11

Back at ya bud!

wanderer_alone 8

Time to turn on the heat

vikky538 29

Thats a whole new level

NYGiants1925 22

You're in New Jersey, so how the hell is your house that cold? Do you live in a walk-in freezer? I call bulshit.

bapbap_fml 15

Is your furnace broken..?

kikiniksa 5

Turn on a furnace you cheap dumbass

bapbap_fml 15

Maybe it's broken?

MsFit 17

Usually being cheap has nothing to do with it. Do you know how expensive utilities can get? Many people genuinely can't afford to keep their heat turned up high all the time. I certainly don't have the money to keep my apartment as warm as I would like. OP, an electric blanket and a space heater can help a lot, especially at night. One of the things that helps me the most is using an electric blanket underneath a heavier comforter. It traps the heat. Just make sure you're careful and don't turn it up too high for too long. You can get one with a timer that will automatically turn off after a certain amount of time.

Britt125 16

I don't know why you don't have heat, so I don't know if you can just turn the furnace on or if it's broken or you can't afford heat/to have the furnace fixed. I know I'm without until our furnace is fixed (hopefully this week), blankets, lots of them and/or if you can swing it a heated blanket. Space heater if you can swing it. But if you can't afford a space heater or heated throws, just blankets and layers of clothing will help a lot. Tuck layers in to keep cold air out like a layer of pants into slippers (if you can make it work, doesn't always, into a layer of socks maybe though), shirt into pants... pretty basic then the next layer can just sit however you want. This is from New Jersey anyway, I'm up in Canada without heat, pretty sure it's colder here. Though I get it depends what you're used too as well. But if I can make it work up here, I'm sure you can there.