Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML
Today, after finally going to therapy for anxiety like everyone wanted, I discovered the itching feeling that kept me awake at night was actually caused by a bedbug infestation. FML
Today, I woke up early to weird scratching and smacking noises. After gathering enough courage to check what it was, I found out it was just an ant stuck on a piece of paper. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML
Today, after weeks of wondering if my cat has a fetish for licking my bed covers, I finally witnessed him licking up an ant off of the covers. Turns out that my bed is infested with ants. FML
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
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Top comments
Jaymail 19
It’s getting colder in the Northern Hemisphere. And Ants, like most any other creature, are looking for warmth. On top of that if you ever eat in bed they’re looking for something to eat. Even the tiniest crumbs are HUGE to them. It’s all relative. If you eat in bed then the Ants are telling you it’s time to start cleaning up!
RichardPencil 32
You need to get out of the bed anyways so the ants can get some rest. They've had a long walk, and passing through solid glass must be exhausting.
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Jaymail 19
It’s getting colder in the Northern Hemisphere. And Ants, like most any other creature, are looking for warmth. On top of that if you ever eat in bed they’re looking for something to eat. Even the tiniest crumbs are HUGE to them. It’s all relative. If you eat in bed then the Ants are telling you it’s time to start cleaning up!
spinspinsugar 12
this. my husband had the drunchies the other night and he drunklenly wanted to eat chips in the bedroom. no dude, eat in the kitchen. I'm not gonna have crumbs and ants in this bitch. he didn't like it. I didn't give a ****.
RichardPencil 32
You need to get out of the bed anyways so the ants can get some rest. They've had a long walk, and passing through solid glass must be exhausting.
spinspinsugar 12
I woke up to an ant crawling on my tit once. gotta love garden level apts!
coius 23
Do you want ants? Thats how you get ants!
Vesi 30
Spray where they are coming in with windex. It kills them on contact and apparently they hate ammonia besides. (We get ants, too and using windex on the trails wipes the trails.)
noporn4u 9
It could've been worse - you could've had aunts crawling all over your bed.
Ashley Freeman 2
That happened to my fiancé and I a few weeks back. We had to get the exterminator out and we thought that worked... until a week later when they came back. After the second time, they have stayed away but man it sucked!