Today, I tried to make it right by visiting my girl in the hospital after she had our baby. I fucked up by freaking out and dumping her since I didn’t feel ready, but now wanted to do the right thing. When I got there, another guy was kissing her and holding my baby. My best friend/cousin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
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GoogieWithers 25
You broke up with her. She is free to be with anyone she wants.
easybree 10
good for her!!!👏🏾👏🏾
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soundsfakebutok 10
hahahahaha
d j mom 9
Just found the next episode of Jerry Springer.
easybree 10
good for her!!!👏🏾👏🏾
poopface82 25
You can still do the right thing and raise your child. Get 50/50 custody and start figuring some things out. And don’t try to pursue a relationship with your Babymama.
tiptoppc 21
I’d ask for paternity test first at this point.
angus 17
Yeehaw, y’all sure are keepin it in the family. Yikes!!
GoogieWithers 25
You broke up with her. She is free to be with anyone she wants.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
The issue started before that kid was born - you two obviously didn't use protection or didn't use it properly, which resulted in the unplanned pregnancy. Unless she's one of those girls who tampers with birth control to "trap" a guy... but regardless, you just up and left her and now, a matter of months later, you're suddenly ready to be a parent to the kid you helped create? Okay... but I mean, you left her, so she has the right to seek out anyone else. She's lucky to have found someone who's actually willing to help her with the kid.