Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
Today, my grandpa took the family out for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turned around without thinking and give him a big hug, and said, "Thanks for dinner Grandpa." It wasn't my grandpa. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML
Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start, but things took a turn for the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clearly see lice crawling around in his beard, and I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML
Today, I finally convinced my grandpa to try a smartphone. After an hour of teaching him how to text, he announced he'd figured it out on his own. The first message he ever sent was meant for me. It went to his pharmacist instead and simply read, "Love you. Thanks for everything." FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, my grandma called me to see how my oral surgery went. She gave me a kiss over the phone, but when I tried to make the kiss sound back to her, the bandages got in the way and it came out as a fart sound. FML
Today, while on a first date, I leaned in to kiss her, but my lips somehow brushed against her nose instead. I panicked and ended up kissing her forehead like a grandma saying goodbye to a child. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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sunnyray812 42
Family members don't count.
Teyros 24
You can tell your friends, but I think you'd rather forget that happening. Sorry it's kinda funny OP :P
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Comments (107)
hayleyannealli 11
Ew
KingReppin956 15
Surprised no one has mentioned the movie "Bad Grandpa" yet.
therosalina 33
If you were to tell your friends, what happens if they ask who kissed you?
Black_Rose_14 15
Why would you ever tell your friends about this situation?
JadeStonewolf 5
*glare* grandpa you little shit
NotChosenOne 6
I hope OP is a girl >.< though getting kissed on the lips by your grandpa is bad already, it'd be worse if OP was a dude .__. FYL indeed.
Pinkfun69 4
Creeper grandpa.
merryhappy1887 20
This should be a police report not an fml.. so messed up.
imhope 23
At least he was trying to help(: haha
commandercolbert 6
im sure shes just teasing.....righttt??
tj4234 36
grandpa is male. Not female
thatsabiggun 11
Well hey, it could've been because he loved his granddaughter and not for pedo-ish reasons, just a possibility.