Foot in mouth
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a telemarketer called my house phone and asked for my grandpa. We were in the middle of having his wake. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML
Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML
Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, my grandpa took the family out for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turned around without thinking and give him a big hug, and said, "Thanks for dinner Grandpa." It wasn't my grandpa. FML
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Top comments
TheCookieCrumb 0
That's like you saying "Your Next"
Aelaena 6
You should have added "In your prayers i mean" then it wouldn't be an fml.
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Comments (103)
DaMirrorLink 0
if anything, its a FHL as she doesn't remember him being dead kinda sad actually...
ReyEr9412 0
SECOND!!!!!!!!!!
chaos753159 4
Read it again please :)
DumDum999 0
auctally ur 106th. responding to 1 doesnt make u 2nd
Superstitious 6
Erm... Nope.
teentee401 37
Might wanna read the FML again, buddy.
TheCookieCrumb 0
That's like you saying "Your Next"
qwertyuiopz 0
exactly what it is!
Banoi 2
It does but it's a habit it come out when you don't think about it
Aelaena 6
You should have added "In your prayers i mean" then it wouldn't be an fml.
Savannah_97 0
That would have been a nice save
dreadedone 0
Guess who is not going to be in the will! #1 try read again!
redbluegreen 41
This is sad. You said it out of habit, not to hurt anyone. I've said similar things like this when someone passed away which was completely accidental. It's awful.
DTeng 5
I work at a casino and I was volunteering at the company's summer picnic. I handed a guy a hotdog and out of habit I said good luck. sometimes habits get in the way.
Glam_fml 0
Eh, it's actually a pretty common mistake. You are just so used to saying it, that it comes out without even thinking about it. I would just let it go... Trying to apologize and explain would probably be worse - it will just really drive home the point even more that he is no longer around.
Megzx 0
Awh :/
allmidnighteyes 11
This is terrible D: She knows you said that on accident though, don't worry. I'll click FYL because your grandpa died though.
AnotherStranger2 0
Ooooooh. That's effed up, I hope she understands it was habitual. Maybe say "In your prayers"?
zveltsen 2
Aw, : ( I feel bad for you. I hope everyone's fine.