Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
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Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a sex store for the first time, and bought $100 worth of stuff. Not only did we not have sex, but I was up all night throwing up. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20
At least he didn't throw up inside of you
osirisx3 0
I'm sure he didn't throw up in disgust.
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Comments (82)
lvanlier 0
it happens get over it(: hahha I'm kidding that's horrible
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
you probably taste like shit
Glenn_Coco 0
^ But I thought you were the one in the shower full of shit?? :O
kriptonite_fml 0
use your mean mug
alwa7sh 2
Maybe you got him pregnant!
rebekahah 7
well you have it now so... enjoy!
iloveloosy12 0
he was probably just sick from the ish you made for dinner
SparcMac 0
I so agree with 31
kedaboo 0
Damn....that really sucks
tygerarmy 35
Yeah, but it could be worse. He could've told her he didn't want to have sex with her because he is disgusted by her bodily fluids.
Severn_fml 0
Perhaps trimming your muff cabage would help?
therealdavid 0
at least he didn't throw up during the sex:)
osirisx3 0
I'm sure he didn't throw up in disgust.
Doortje 30
How can you be sure? We don't have any information about the OP. For all you know she turned out to have crabs and he got one in his mouth.
Photograpykid 0
Your cool.
soiheardyoufaile 4
*You're.
enoughgrace 4
u-errrr.
rgermain 0
Instant Preggers!!!
rockhound 0
OR....... OP's vag could resemble rotten cottage cheese in looks, smell and taste, all while dripping an off white discharge that could be likened to mayonnaise.
FrenchToast94 0
Dood I've read some bad things but that is ******* disgusting!!!
USAF_girl 3
Maybe she smells like old fish???? hmmm??? haha
prowler77 2
XD agreed 78!!!!!
thedaish 0
Maybe he was just so happy that he puked!
Justy101 23
75, that is absolutely wrong. *I* almost threw up.
ydi_4_suking 20
At least he didn't throw up inside of you
BahahahLOL 0
While eating her out... lol ew
Photograpykid 0
Haha.
BoredomKillsinc 0
haha XD
maybaybe 0
Ew :/
Kittehx3 0
teheheheh
moviegirl6 5
^ Andy Six = epic ******* win just saying. :)
Alexxx125 0
haha:)
smerry 3
I think he was sick or ate something wrong like ur pussy lol jk but it's ok op :)
lisaaaar 0
Maybe he was just so overjoyed he had to puke :D?
Jdog619 11
Motion sickness, maybe?
ramboman19 8
Eeh odd coincidence?
courtney680 17
Well let's hope so lol
daaron 3
it's not you it's him hahahahahaha FYL I'm sorry LMAO that right there is being added to my list of favorites
melmeldolphin 8
He might've just been really nervous or stressed out. Or he might have pushed himself to overcome a terrible stomach bug just to pleasure you.
scottovious 0
Holy Crap. Life Happens. Put on your big girl panties and move on. Sensative Much?