Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, my grandma got piss drunk off two glasses of wine and kept telling me how I'm "so... ROUND!" FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, at my maternal grandmother’s wake, I decided I deserved a piece of cake as it had been a hard day. I was serving myself a slice when my paternal grandma caught my eye from across the room, making a “fat face” at me. She called out, loudly, “You don’t need it Pudgy.” FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML
Today, I caught my mother-in-law filling my one-year-old's cup with Dr. Pepper. When I flipped out, she told me I was overreacting since "all her kids turned out fine." Save for my husband, all her kids are morbidly obese diabetics who’ve struggled with poor diets. She herself is almost 450 lbs. FML
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sierraaaa 15
Sounds like my family reunions. Sometimes you just gotta "respect" your elders by biting your tongue. Although that was quite insensitive of her. I'm sorry OP that's not nice at all
Kateyez_26 13
Tell everyone to steer clear of grandma or you'll get saggy **** that look like plastic bags filled halfway with water lol
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Comments (106)
samaraperez 7
old people always act like that when there drunk.
Perdition25 12
Reading is not your strong suit, is it? She said her grandma faked it...
Kateyez_26 13
#29 try reading it again
zBerryz 22
Old people say the darnedest things... FYL
abekj52 9
being obese is not healthy
darkangel21492 10
who says op is obese aside from gma?? she might be skin and bones, and her grandma is saying that just to be a Bitch.. we won't know unless op says..
abekj52 9
op didnt say she was not, and I did not say she was either
Obey_StudBoii 23
You still have to have respect for your elders. I'm not sure if you're still a minor but learn to ignore her and just walk away. Yeah fat people jokes aren't cool but if you let it get to you it will only get worse. Good luck.
sammyjanette 17
Respect is earned. Clearly the grandma is not deserving of respect.
Obey_StudBoii 23
#35 That is also true but who goes around talking trash about their grandma? Instead of OP running to her father to solve her problem she should have done it herself.
Kateyez_26 13
And what kind of grandma is she going around talking shit about her grandchild? And maybe OP isn't the confrontational type
sammyjanette 17
I don't think complaining about her Grandma being rude can be considered trash talking.
ShakeDisPlace 10
Eh, your gran will be kickin the bucket soon so you won't have to deal with her rudeness for much longer OP.
Esperaanza_hope 7
Wow. Your grandma is an ass. But maybe, just maybe this was her not-so-subtle way of trying to push you in the right direction of a healthier life. Good luck OP!
KinkyCurly 13
I don't respect anyone who is rude to me. You shouldn't either.
Bunny21 11
Tell her she's so old she's stealing young peoples oxygen!!! I don't care who or how old people are, disrespect is disrespect. Don't keep your mouth shut OP.
tehdarkness 21
I'm not sure how overweight you are, but if you are very overweight she may be concerned and trying drastic measures to help you see the light!
Kateyez_26 13
There's nicer ways of going about it then how the grandmother did it
Brak_Spaceman 19
you deserve it for being a fatass porker