Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, my grandma got piss drunk off two glasses of wine and kept telling me how I'm "so... ROUND!" FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, at my maternal grandmother’s wake, I decided I deserved a piece of cake as it had been a hard day. I was serving myself a slice when my paternal grandma caught my eye from across the room, making a “fat face” at me. She called out, loudly, “You don’t need it Pudgy.” FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML
Today, I caught my mother-in-law filling my one-year-old's cup with Dr. Pepper. When I flipped out, she told me I was overreacting since "all her kids turned out fine." Save for my husband, all her kids are morbidly obese diabetics who’ve struggled with poor diets. She herself is almost 450 lbs. FML
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sierraaaa 15
Sounds like my family reunions. Sometimes you just gotta "respect" your elders by biting your tongue. Although that was quite insensitive of her. I'm sorry OP that's not nice at all
Kateyez_26 13
Tell everyone to steer clear of grandma or you'll get saggy **** that look like plastic bags filled halfway with water lol
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Comments (106)
timakinz 21
Another reason to stay as far away from family as possible
ischefme92 3
Irish grandmothers must have a club where they go and make up the cruelest ways to call their grandkids fat.
triplebeerox 27
Two wrongs don't make a right. Just because the grandmother was rude to OP doesn't mean OP needs to be rude back. OP, tell your grandmother that what she said was hurtful and rude. If your grandmother reacts badly, you will at least feel good knowing you tried to handle it like an adult and you can move on with your life being aware that your grandmother is not a very nice person. If she apologizes, you would've saved the relationship and maybe she will feel so bad about the way she treated you that she will write you down as sole heir of her property after she dies. Try to work it out with her.
Cazz91 21
Your father is pathetic to be using grandma's intoxication as an excuse to act like a bitch towards you despite not knowing she faked it. I'm sorry but if you can't drink & handle your alcohol responsibly where it becomes acceptable to be a "rude asshole shit disturber drunk" then you shouldn't be drinking period. If your grandma is this much of a cow to you sober, I would hate to read what she actually is like to you drunk OP.
meegal 12
Not trying to be a jerk but here's an idea... lose some weight? These kinds of things wouldn't happen to you if you weren't fat. Use it as motivation, try to prove your grandmother wrong! Show her that you can get in shape! So sorry but YDI.
omgomgomg_NO 13
....seriously? NO ONE deserves to be made fun of or bullied. ESPECIALLY by their family. What the grandmother said and did was disrespectful...and your comment was as well.
Omniprism 15
Fake being drunk next time too and say some stuff then snap out of it for dad. Two can play at that game.
kappinlivy 9
Yo granny must hate you :P
Jaevwyn 17
It's a possibility she was and your being paranoid, sorry to say but drunk old people do seem to particularly good at winding people up
sproutlet 5
Hmmm, maybe you should get 'drunk' and tell your grandma some home truths, then tell her to chill out when she complains.