Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, I saw my grandmother. All of my cousins and I went to say hi to her, one by one. When I got up to her and said, "Hi grandma!", she said in Chinese, "I don't remember this one." FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it wasn't my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it wasn't my sister either, she said, "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
expertsmilee 26
Lose weight or wait 5 minutes, the result will be the same in her mind.
silvercamaro 22
Aw that's horrible, OP. My great grandma has dementia an doesn't know who I am anymore
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Comments (60)
expertsmilee 26
Lose weight or wait 5 minutes, the result will be the same in her mind.
nchic01 17
yeah she didn't really mean it op. sorry.
Enslaved 38
Sadly even if the OP does lose weight, she will now be known as the "one that used to be --the FAT one".
FracturedMinds 21
Lol that was dark. Sometimes the comments are funnier than the FMLs themselves.
viva_la_blondes 15
Hey at least she eventually remembered him!
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
The thread jacking here is amazing.
silvercamaro 22
Aw that's horrible, OP. My great grandma has dementia an doesn't know who I am anymore
BvbArmy_0 18
My grandma had dementia too, she forgot who i was, she died when i was 8
tournamentdecide 33
Old people are blunt
ashtic 20
If it is her choice... Dementia is common with the elderly. My great aunt had no idea who is was, when I went to visit she'd tell me about me :P Either way, that sucks.
RayvenWhite 12
Well that's just mean :/
cakefete2 31
Hurtful? Yes. Mean? Not so much. At least to me, mean has to have intent to cause harm. I'm curious what others think too, though. Any thoughts?
GentlemanBastard 15
Well, who's to say grandma wasn't out to tear down OP emotionally as well?
xxrogerthatxx 19
Umm, because the FML suggest that she has an illness?
poopsi 19
That sucks coming from your grandma. I will find her and punch her in the boobs for you, okay? Don't worry about it too much. :)
BBlah 26
I think it's time for you to get off the internet now
pwnman 33
Getting off forever would be nice!
badluckalex 23
why punch her at all?? and in the boobs wtf?! you are sick
sweetnsourrr 11
well, at least she remembers you now...
whenitdidhappen 14
a good reminder for losing weight
Brandi_Faith 34
Yes, let's remind overweight people of their weight as if they aren't already self conscious, aware, and uncomfortable about their weight every single day.
Georick7 19
Also a good reminder that your a douche
whenitdidhappen 14
I'm sorry everyone for the comment I thought it was a funny "grandma forgets a lot" reference..and thank you #49 for showing me what a douche is NOT.
HarrisonHarrison 4
Grandmothers can be very judgemental. Just disregard what she said and move on. At least you wont feel bad about not being able to visit her
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Aww. This makes me sad. My grandma is the most caring person in the world, I wish everyone's grandmas were as nice as mine. :(
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree 21, my grandparents were the nicest, most caring people! I didn't realize how many people had nasty grandparents until Fml.
MysteryGuest214 10
That's rough. Sending a hug.
Corvo_Attano_4 12
At least you don't have to hang out with her since you're sick