Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, my grandma told me that if she was a braver person, she would've actually have split up with grandad on their second date, but she was afraid of being alone so she married him instead and had a bunch of kids she never actually wanted. Wow. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
I don't know if your grandmother is crazy or cool.
SofaKingPretty 13
Grandma got game
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Comments (131)
darryaz 9
Oh hell, give Granny a break. It's her life, not yours. And she made the right decision. Maybe you're just jealous because Granny gets more action than you do?
limabeans101029 21
Personally, I don't think it's okay to ruin someone else's marriage and have affairs no matter how old you are.
ChibiChick25 8
Old school thots never stop smh
connor2102 5
This has nothing to do with ******* your life and everything to do with your grandmas
mkayden 23
Granny still got it
bbshepard21 12
thats something that our grandmothers have in common
badblaby 8
This is awesome. She is your hero
technolove 7
MOVE, BITCH. GET OUT THE WAY.
Venasaur1 9
Whooooo grandma FTW!!
PurelyCanadian 18
Here's to hoping that this mindset and interest in already taken men doesn't run in the family.
Epickitty58 29
My guess is Granny's free-ballin' her retirement. Hopefully she'll find a kind, single fellow down at the bingo parlor.