Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentine's Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML
Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML
Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML
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FPsLife 5
My grandmother does the same thing... I'm tempted next time to ask her "You don't remember the wedding??"
zeeky 0
she just wants to live forever...
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Comments (62)
Kenpachi_fml 0
I'm so happy to be an idiot!!!!
Kenpachi_fml 0
For those that thumbed me down r gay forever
Kenpachi_fml 0
So it's been done ur legally a queerosexual
PandaPandaPandaX 0
And proud of it!
depechemode 0
Forgot to take your meds again, Kenpachi?
Kenpachi_fml 0
there r hackers and identity thefy ppl on this site becareful
sucktobeyou 0
and psycho too
zachjack 0
you are soooooooooo damn ugly @first comment
mayumm 0
rude much? u dont just call ppl ugly like that. And you shoulda known better OP.
AsAlwaysAndrew 0
I hate you.
rttr 18
I love you
cupcakegirl0424 27
I hate that I love you ?
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Ohh that sucks :/ haha this is where you come out of the closet...:D also: 'When she said?' Huh?
woxy 0
ouch. don't let it pressure you!
zeeky 0
she just wants to live forever...
boborules 7
hahahahahaha this made me laugh more than the fml.
birds_fml 7
Why don't you get a guy friend to pretend to be your boyfriend for grandma's sake? It'll make her happy, and she probably doesn't have much time left.
FPsLife 5
My grandmother does the same thing... I'm tempted next time to ask her "You don't remember the wedding??"
dont_stop_believ 0
hahaha #12 that's awesome! u totally should say that!! I think it's sweet though! she wants to see you happy, so please try harder for her sake! I think it woul be sad if she never saw you with a bf
Stupidpoorpeople 0
You grandma is probably nearing death anyway, shes probably very old and your probably young and not even worried about that sort of thing. This isn't an FML and it isn't funny, congratulations for wasting my time, cancer.
kennythedude 3
Why is this even an FML? She's just hoping she gets to see you have a boyfriend. What is so bad about that?
st0815 9
Oh I don't know - the feeling of inadequacy it instills in the poster maybe? The whole concept of - someone needs to pray for her so that she can find a boyfriend, cause it's assumed she can't find one otherwise? The fact that her *own* *grandmother* thinks she's so unattractive it needs divine intervention? The fact that she goes to her grandmother's house to comfort her, and has it repaid by being insulted? Seriously mate: grow some imagination.
The_Pleb 0
YDI For visiting your grandma