Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML
Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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jennyc246 8
woah, at least you have a 97 year old grandma.
cutiepie343 7
Does this mean your grandma's an imaginary cougar?
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Comments (114)
mlb58 0
Got em'
theten_fml 9
I think it's harder to have a real boyfriend than an imaginary one.
Waffl3z 8
Lol owned by mommy!
EvilPotato 15
she has a point.
RyanMacVey 17
and thats when you say.... actually i do, and we had imaginary sex on your bed last night hoe!!
nonelikeworms 0
Then snap your fingers in a z formation exclamation
nonelikeworms 0
Then snap your fingers in a z formation exclamation
Deathhound 27
She has! :D
LiveLaughFML 10
that's grawesome! grawesome = grandma+awesomeness. everyone on FML has cool grandmas =(
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Has anyone ever told him he looks just like Denzell Washington? Must be a beautiful chocolate man!
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Aww, that's so rude of her. Your mum sounds like a bitch. Prove her wrong OP! :)
AlexRen 21
why does her mom have to be a bitch, what if she was just joking?
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Aw shit, I think I accidently skipped the part where OP laughed at her grandmother. You're right, I am in the wrong. The OP was rude to laugh at her grandmother. Sorry 'bout my stupid comment...
wishfulmidget 0
Honestly i dont feel bad for you at all OP, im worried about your grandma...cus thats ******
RyanMacVey 17
i dont see much wrong with it... shes obviously lonely and if she likes to pretend she has a young attractive boyfriend then i see no harm in that
CryMoreFMLs 15
22 - Sometimes pretending becomes reality. That's what he's worried about.
RyanMacVey 17
everyday i pretend i have a 9 inch dick... just saying
smashgrab 0
Every day I'm shuffelin'.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
The Truffle Shuffle?
Kyzahhh 7
No 3 your display pic is ******
wishfulmidget 0
lawl
wishfulmidget 0
lawl
Fatalally 4
I LOLed when I saw your pic.
blackwidowtaco 31
Wtf does that have to do with this?
EvilLittleGirl 24
when you're 97 it doesn't matter that much if it keeps you happy
saIty 17
Should've asked if they chitty chitty banged banged yet.
auntiemomma 0
if you love awkward moments then why not...
jennyc246 8
woah, at least you have a 97 year old grandma.
capslockisgood 19
Too bad shes crazy
chick011 0
Ahh, the truth hurts. Show 'em how it's done. (:
ImmaB3AST 7
that's when you drink some booze and hire a *****.
supertacowaffle 41
OP is a girl.
EnEl_Infierno 15
Still counts, maybe Op swings that way, would explain why she doesn't have a bf.
saksxalmo 20
So? Hire a male *****. Male prostitution is a thing, and men can be ******. I see no problem with the word "*****" being gender-neutral. ^^
Glitterhinoceros 14
Your grandma must be one lucky woman
DjeePee 25
Your mom is wrong, OP, an imaginary boyfriend is way more worse than no boyfriend at all.
leadman1989 16
Yeah, but op's mom was just defending her moms honor. What would you do with your child there laughing at the woman that raised you and is now most likely having mental problems.
EnEl_Infierno 15
#12 but think of it this way, an imaginary bf/gf no back talking, they'll always agree with you, all things that you'd have in common. I think the Granma is winning here after all she 97 and is probably more enlightened than rest of us.
DjeePee 25
'Yeah, but op's mom was just defending her moms honor.' Yeah, but she defended her moms honor by crushing those of her child. That's not very good parenting, is it?
leadman1989 16
1. Meh, they were probably all messing around... I imagine them laughing and op saying "I'm gonna put this on FML" 2. Even if they were slightly serious ops honor wasn't "crushed" nor can it be by pointing out a fact if she doesn't like it she can get a man. I remember you saying how easy that was ;) And if she was crushed don't dish it out if you can't take it.
not_cool808 14
rofl