Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
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Top comments
SilverHand 5
Maybe she cried because she woke up and realized it was just a dream.
GSP101 0
You weren't planning on proposing, right?
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Comments (134)
stoneywoney 3
Then... Well if you're sleeping together....ya know....
lionlvr 9
Tears of joy?
GummyBearX 2
Tears of joy..?
ScubaSteve96 0
Happy tears?
lhamil64_fml 5
Are you sure they weren't tears f joy? Lol
Lovelyme89 1
Is she latina cuz if she is some latinos believe that dreamin of your own wedding means a death in the family will come soon :/
drew_jordan1 0
Usually it's the other Way around
CRC_101 31
Don't jump to FML conclusions about why she felt like crying. Women's emotions can be quite difficult to interpret at times. Even if your girlfriend's crying wasn't "tears of joy", which it could have been, she could easily be crying because you two are not married now, are not engaged yet, do not have firm plans to get married, or all of the above. It is much more likely that she was crying because you two getting married was just a dream, and not real life, rather than your assumption that apparently she does not want to marry you so much that she started crying over it. Use your senses, man, and stop turning your life into FML moments by misunderstanding what's going on in your relationships.
ibanez330 2
Tears of joy?
bmccall5 1
Winning! Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in most countries