Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
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Top comments
SilverHand 5
Maybe she cried because she woke up and realized it was just a dream.
GSP101 0
You weren't planning on proposing, right?
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Comments (134)
BaaabyGiraffe_xD 0
You have a good point. :D think on the brightside.c:
n0way07 3
HAHA man thats a awkward situation
sharr1s0n 3
Ha me and my sister thinks its funny
Milovan 1
Maybe she just isn't ready yet?
ImSoEffedUp 10
Dang.... Lol...
N0face 5
Lol get out now bro
mileyfan17 8
Maybe she was crying because she was happy
thatshot808 6
Ever thought that maybe they were tears of joy?
crazyturtlelover 0
That's what you get for asking why
ZombieLoveA 0
They could have been tears of joy?