Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
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Top comments
SilverHand 5
Maybe she cried because she woke up and realized it was just a dream.
GSP101 0
You weren't planning on proposing, right?
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Comments (134)
ncb1998 0
Happy tears?
kristac123 0
I hope they were tears of joy....
brock329 3
Doubtful. Very doubtful
jackdaniel61709 0
It's was ur sisters so how does ur life suck?
ZDK5498 6
tears of joy? she only 1 night stand kind of girl? she's a bitch if she was crying over that IF it was not tears of happiness...
jobsman99 0
At least she didn't cry while you were having sex, then you would never get laid.
iceprice 7
Amen!!
polkadot3155 6
happy tears?
shellz102 12
Maybe it was tears of joy ;)
mishaparis 7
I'm terribly sorry, but I clicked "you deserved it" by accident. Once again, terribly sorry.
hateevryone 15
maybe they were tears of love and joy. you never know.
c0c0_fml 16
Maybe they were tears of joy! :)