Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
SilverHand 5
Maybe she cried because she woke up and realized it was just a dream.
GSP101 0
You weren't planning on proposing, right?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (134)
ILEUX 3
Um. Tears of joy?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
how about a magic trick,,,Im going to make this pencil disapear,,,,tadaaaaa
Zoranius 6
Will you _______ take Anonymous as your husband? "No...." *Begins crying and runs away*
kkmwong 11
Don't be serious with her of she is not serious then.
TheInscrutable 0
She saw that "Game Over" shirt and realized the myth is true. Your life is over.
docscientist 10
Well...there are a couple of ways to interpret this... Not necessarily an Fml.
Airman1988 9
hey at least she didn't break up with you on Christmas eve
ElectricGhost_fml 5
I see what you did there...
N3766 20
Wait until new year's eve
ohmylanta22 5
27 didn't see what he did there
weritomexican 7
He used an FML to make this FML look less of an FML than the other FML lol
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Maybe she was crying because it was happy?
kturek 0
Haha
Snafuusmc 12
I think you'd better talk about that dream more to understand WHY?
laden_swallow09 35
Your pic made me lmao, 29
Snafuusmc 12
Haha thanks!