Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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simonsaysYDI 8
I can't help but wonder why she cares that there's more than one person. Do two people shoplift better than one?
Roevera 14
That awkward moment when the saleswoman asks, "can I watch too?".
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Comments (121)
domidromi 7
First!
angelk12 6
I think that totally diverted her suspicion..
bettyc4 26
You will never get a thumbs up as a 'first' XD
simonsaysYDI 8
I can't help but wonder why she cares that there's more than one person. Do two people shoplift better than one?
mightyjoe123 0
Because they don't want people having sex in the changing rooms. They don't like cleaning up
Roevera 14
That awkward moment when the saleswoman asks, "can I watch too?".
xgetxbentx 13
They care for a few reasons, theft, sex, the amount of time you spend in there if the store is busy.
ScaughtieHolden 11
OR! Girls can go in alone and make their own decisions on clothes and not care so much about what everyone else thinks about how they look.
vcapelo 19
In Denmark it would be considered rude for her to ask you about that.
free2speak 14
Apart from what 45 said, wouldn't it be slightly uncomfortable to change in front your friend? I need my personal space and privacy.
Blueglasscup 18
I went in one of the changing rooms together with my mom and they still didn't want me in there with her so I really hope it isn't because of 30's reasoning...
free2speak 14
of*
the_red_baron 3
I'm a store manager of a clothing store. We care because two people make it easier for shoplifting. The store probably has a policy allowing only one person per room
guy24 9
Agree 45. Appearance is generally going to attract ass holes. Just get clothing you like and go on. :P
negb 30
Why couldn't u just change, come out, get each others opinion then change into the next outfit?
lizardninja 0
43-so boring and realistic, be imaginative
bitch_pleez 10
Why exactly is 45 being down voted so much? It's a valid point and a good suggestion.
eriksen 16
Y
gracevet88 0
They don't want people doing it in there
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Is it weird that I do that all the time with my friends?
xgirlofglassx 4
102 - If your profile is correct and you are, indeed, a 14 year old boy... Then yes. Yes it is.
RacerX1695 1
Surprisingly, it is easier. One can go in the store, fill a cheap backpack with items, and put it back, then leave. They then tell a friend to buy, "the fourth backpack in on the bottom shelf." The friend then buys the filled backpack, and takes it home. Believe it or not, neither of these people shoplifted, only together was a crime committed. One put stuff in, but didn't take it, and the other has option to say, "oh, I didn't know that was there" if they get caught.
mhopper 13
I go into fitting rooms with my sister all the time and never get harassed. How else are you supposed to zip up a dress?
faithxoxox 1
57, it's really not. They're both girls. Plus if they've ever had a PE class together, they've seen each other change. I thought that would be awkward, too, but it's really not.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Every one of the negative thumbs on my comment was by a woman.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
103- it's Justin Bieber
princessAj1 6
Yeah that would work if the sales associate didn't check to see if it was empty.
Sandsh8rk 36
Damn! That must be humiliating...FYL :/
luckyd880 12
She should write an FML about it.
domking1315 20
Your attempt at a joke sucked #91
sexygurllolz 1
should've asked her if she wanted to join
salsero85 3
I like your way of thinking... :)
fylx100 19
I don't see this as an FML. Lots of friends go into the fitting room together cuz they're GIRLS. And the saleswoman doesn't know if they were related- cousins or sisters. I know my sister comes in the fitting room with me all the time to check if I need a new size she will get it while I try more on and opinionate on things even though it is my choice in the end, you always need to hear that opinion.
TheJessica10022 6
Sounds kinky .
BandWagonGuy 8
Anything sounds kinky these days.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Kid: Mommy, I have to go potty. Mom: That's kinky.
bettyc4 26
I'd like to watch ;)
klovemachine 24
HOTT!
igive 29
"Did I say hot? I meant not!"
dude1122332 9
Watch? Why not join? Now that I gave you some advice, I gotta go and be batman for a while.
babyygirl69 4
Haha I'd watch too :p
KnightAngela1109 10
Should have gave her a little show and made some inappropriate noises! Would have made for a good laugh.
iwilkilalzmBs 2
Couldn't you walk out after changing and then get your friend's opinion?
hecallsmedarlin 7
Where's the fun in that?
alshygirl 14
But then everyone else sees too
jaredofmo 22
The fun? Pretend it's a fashion show.
skoob1 12
I don't see anything wrong with it. Publicly, it is inappropriate, but when it is economically convenient, a school can have 50 people change in a locker room?
redwednesday 11
girls go in the same fitting room for many reasons. whether its because they're trying on something they don't want everyone to see, but still want their friends opinions, like bras or lingerie. it could just be that they don't want everyone to see them in something, in case it looks bad on them. some clothing stores have the fitting rooms in the middle of the store, and everyone in the store can see you. if you're trying on something different, it's less embarrassing to stay in the fitting room. girls generally don't care about seeing each other change. so going in there with someone isn't a big deal. it's very common here.
hecallsmedarlin 7
Well as long as she's just watching, then by all means its fine go about your buisness....lol
hecallsmedarlin 7
Wow, people must not be understanding the sarcasm behind what I said with all these thumbs down... Assholes o.O
GothicAngel17 24
Or maybe it's just because you fail. Ever hear that sarcasm doesn't transfer well over text?
luckyd880 12
War of the hair. Pink vs red. Who's going to dye first.
GothicAngel17 24
My hair is actually purple >:|
evilplatypus 39
They both look pink to me
GothicAngel17 24
It's just how my picture turned out, IRL it is a brilliant shade of purple xD
hecallsmedarlin 7
And NO ONE uses sarcasm in FML?....hmm, okay! I think the only thing failing here is that your "purple hair" is definitely pink.
muFilter 19
Uh oh. Now I'm worried because your hair actually does look purple to me.
rainbowglass 5
101, that was a sad comeback. Please try again!
laden_swallow09 35
Magenta.
Enslaved 38
Whenever I clothes shop with friends, we usually share the same fitting room. It's never been a big deal. The saleslady should be uses to people doing that.
PlaidPanda 9
When I worked retail we usually didn't care when two females went in together.. We would try to keep guys and opposite couples going in together though, especially after we had to clean up after the gay couple. : /
perdix 31
#61, were they sailors? I've heard that seamen stains are the hardest to get off.
fadingfaith 4
#61 that's sexist.