Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
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sjdbeinska 4
hey at least your gf and family gets along!
SoSickWithIt 14
That kind of discussion usually isn't the norm for dinner talk. But hey, atleast you got insight onto what your girl likes? Lingerie is sexy af
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sjdbeinska 4
hey at least your gf and family gets along!
asnakelovinbabe 16
And they share a common interest! Soon they'll be going to lingerie shops together.
SoSickWithIt 14
You're laying down.. With a snake by your face.
asnakelovinbabe 16
You're standing in front of a mirror, wearing a green shirt, with a big goofy grin, taking a picture with a cellphone in what appears to be a bathroom.
SoSickWithIt 14
My smile isn't goofy :(
asnakelovinbabe 16
I didn't say it is, I just said that you appear to be making a goofy grin in that particular picture. We all can so that. Heck, I just thought that since you accurately described my picture, I should do the same thing!
SoSickWithIt 14
That kind of discussion usually isn't the norm for dinner talk. But hey, atleast you got insight onto what your girl likes? Lingerie is sexy af
ShyAnn29 15
I agree, lingerie is awesome, I love lingerie!
iRiS890 5
You should consider changing your name to "AttentionSeekingAnn".
SoSickWithIt 14
And you should consider changing your name to heinous bitch.
ShyAnn29 15
56, no thanks, I like my name the way it is, thanks though. Also I wasn't seeking attention, I must have posted that when I was half asleep, I don't even remember posting that comment, lol
darkgodxvx 4
I agree lingerie is hawt. @64 - love the picture of the foxy!
ShyAnn29 15
66, thank you! His name is Pepper.
bwinski 19
I was going to like this comment but there was 69 likes already. I figured i better not.
anythingmustbe 18
Offer your opinion on your girlfriend's lingerie choices. He will either A. Welcome you to the family. B. Beat the living sh*t out of you.
sjdbeinska 4
but...hes already in his family...he's his dad...
dontpanic_fml 32
It's his father...
anythingmustbe 18
My bad I read it the other way round that it was the girlfriends father. Sorry
0RedPenguin0 8
Because fathers beat the shit out of their sons for talking about lingerie all the time, right? Read the FML again
SoSickWithIt 14
No, but fathers do beat the shit out of their sons sometimes. :P
ManInTheMachine 20
What's this? A commentor admitting and apologizing for their mistake? No! This isn't the way it's supposed to be, dammit! Blame it on a non-existent sister! Blame auto-correct! My entire world is crumbling! Oh, the horror!
0RedPenguin0 8
Sorry your reply didnt come up before i posted
wholikesbacon 9
I agree with 1 - it's a lot better than it being extremely awkward.
anythingmustbe 18
Your father has an amazing job.
PrincessPesa 20
Don't be a fuddy-duddy, OP! So you've got a dad who does drag and a lady with a taste for fine undergarments; as said above, things could be worse, right? Go with it! Maybe your dad can even help with Valentine's day shopping. Chin up!
hannaaaahr 33
'Oh son, she would like this one, I'll just try it on to see how it looks!'
Gondile 4
Fuddy Duddy?
dontpanic_fml 32
These are the ties that bind
caity_pie 12
Thumbs up for the Alter Bridge reference!
dontpanic_fml 32
I have no idea what that is but I appreciate the thumb ;)
caity_pie 12
Ahh whoops, my mistake. It's a band that I enjoy, and Ties That Bind is a song of theirs. Apparently 9 other people don't like them though!
dontpanic_fml 32
Oh that's cool, thank you caity, sorry you got thumbed down!
hunny797 5
So wat bra is she getting this valentine???
Cian_1 28
He hasn't decided on the colour, yet. But it has to at least be a 'h' cup. ;)
green2go 14
Someone please teach #13 and #15 how to spell!
AllieCat21 21
15's spelling is fine.... 'colour' is a UK / European spelling of 'color', if I recall correctly.
daminantion 14
Colour is simply anyone in the British commonwealth, including Canada and Australia
TheDrifter 24
Though here in Canada we tend to get American model gadgets that don't know how to spell colour properly.
green2go 14
And 17 spelled what ( wat ) and I live in USA we color what we use
green2go 14
Sorry 13 not 17
buckdharma 38
They just met? Round two should be waxing, plucking and chafing.
melons 44
Is chafing a lady-issue? Please enlighten me, as I do not chafe.
MuseFan1991 14
at least they've found something they have in common :) much better than openly slagging gf off when she's sat there