Today, I was waiting to surprise my partner with a romantic dinner, only to find out after about two hours they had moved out without telling me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to surprise my partner with a romantic dinner, but when I got home I realized I had forgotten the main ingredient: the food. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
…I would sympathize with you but I’m actually wondering what you did, since most people don’t just run for the hills with zero warning with no reason
Crowned Sataness 12
if you paid them so little attention that you didn't realize their stuff was gone, chances are they did warn you multiple times and you didn't pay attention to that either. that or you did something ****** up to your partner or that they found out about
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Comments (4)
petev8 8
Your cooking isn't that bad surely? Seriously though sorry to hear that they've just upped and left without telling you. The epitome of a coward, but be thankful they're gone from your life :)
Anderling 33
…I would sympathize with you but I’m actually wondering what you did, since most people don’t just run for the hills with zero warning with no reason
RichardPencil 32
More food for you! And solitude instead of having to endure their inane blathering. Sounds like a winning streak is starting!
Crowned Sataness 12
if you paid them so little attention that you didn't realize their stuff was gone, chances are they did warn you multiple times and you didn't pay attention to that either. that or you did something ****** up to your partner or that they found out about