Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. I asked her if she wanted something to drink, and my brother reacted by snorting and calling me a "cuck". Apparently offering your girlfriend a drink means you're being cuckolded now. God, I hope he was adopted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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My brother, the asshole
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Deluxe Memory Man
Today, I was at my girlfriend’s family dinner when her father suddenly raised a glass and said, “Let’s all raise a toast to the new couple!” I looked at my girlfriend, confused, only to realize he meant her brother and his now fiancé, who had just announced their engagement an hour earlier. I quickly but awkwardly raised my glass to avoid admitting my memory is dogshit. FML
This Charming Man
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Close-Knit Family
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Thanks for your input
Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML
Oversharing is caring
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Coinkidink?
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Tipsy
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
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Justy101 23
Having respect for your girl, hell, having respect for any person is hot. Your brother is an idiot and won't get very far with a good woman if he thinks basic manners makes you "cuckolded", whatever that means... I'm guessing the equivalent of whipped.
nzhx 23
...how old is your brother?
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nzhx 23
...how old is your brother?
NamelessGhoul 11
Old enough to know the word "cuck" but not old enough to know what it means it seems.
TheNewGuy03 29
If you replace the "u" in "cuck" with an "o," then you have what OP's brother actually is.
Sammeydw 22
"How old is your (Ops) brother?" Do you mean mental age or physical age? Becuse many times (especially in males) the two are very different.
writerchic85 26
I have never heard this term before and am thoroughly confused
Swandive235 27
A cuck is also a man who cannot sexually provide for his wife. Or he's impotent.
countryb_cth 38
It can also mean that a guy has sex with another guys wife without including the husband
DLBL 23
NO. It's the opposite of that. A cuck (Cuckold) is the guy whose wife someone else is banging. He's the fool who doesn't know or allows it.
GAJones4221 10
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I think we're thinking too far into this. kids change letters in words to try to get off on cussing. it might ' have been within ear shot distance of their parent. it was immature and rude. and he should be punished for that kind of rude behavior
ShirtlessWonder 17
#33 No, not really... not at all actually. Cuck is something that a lot of people say. When someone says cuck, they mean cuck, as in cuckold(ed). Not anything else.
akostyszyn15 15
thank you sir
winchester97 20
it means you like watching another man have sex with your wife/girlfriend
ertyert 12
wtf is a cuck? and brothers always mess with you...it's what they're here for :/ fyl
photographer49 22
#3 Yea but by making those remarks he is also insulting OP'S girlfriend, which is not okay.
rarucinski 11
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I think it's the same as being whipped
photographer49 22
#21 It means OP'S girlfriend sleeps with other men but OP knows about the affair and is okay with it.
Zebediabolical 45
It's a common term in the Male Supremacy movement. RooshV and his following of DoochV's use it to insult anyone they don't consider to be an 'alpha'.
DoomedGemini 38
Ugh just hearing those words stresses me out. I can only hope they advertise what they are fully and women stay far away from them. Hopefully they'll die out.
KryssLB 14
Ah, well, that explains why it's retarded, then. As is the brother.
CallMeWindSock 24
It's a term coined by Shakespeare. A cuckold is a man who's wife has committed adultery. Nowadays, there is a large **** genre dedicated to cuckolding, which is where the part about the man knowing about the affair and being humiliated by the wife and/or other man comes into play.
Justy101 23
Having respect for your girl, hell, having respect for any person is hot. Your brother is an idiot and won't get very far with a good woman if he thinks basic manners makes you "cuckolded", whatever that means... I'm guessing the equivalent of whipped.
Bonngoo 34
A cuckold is where your wife, girlfriend ect... Has another man have sex with her with her husbands/boyfriends permission. Sometimes the man watches too. It's sad in my opinion.
ohSNAPyall 27
Traditionally I think it meant that the wife was having an affair without her husband's knowledge, so this has elements of calling someone a fool as well.
Theater_Chef_3 30
Well in the kink way it's a submissive male with a Dom for a female partner, but in this way it means non alpha male and is part of a very sexist movement
clair_brodie 35
So if it is consensual you think it is sad?
sinverguenza 11
"Sad" doesn't do it justice; it's pathetic.
KryssLB 14
A cuckold is a husband whose wife has gotten pregnant by another man. Same root as "cuckoo", and for a similar reason: Someone else's hatchling in the nest. I don't think the term has really been in common use since around the 1700s, though. The brother is an idiot twice over, first for thinking that doing the absolutely correct and polite thing of offering a guest (whether you're dating them or not) refreshment somehow means you're pussy-whipped; and secondly for thinking that "cuckold" and "whipped" are the same thing.
nix1993 41
Cuckolding has nothing to do with permission or pregnancy. A cuckold is simply a man who's wife has cheated on him. I think the female form might be Cuckquean? It does come from cuckoo but not because of pregnancy; cuckoos leaving their eggs in another birds nest is a metaphor for a man having sex with another mans wife. Some people link the birds not knowing that the cuckoo eggs are not their own until they are hatched with a man not knowing a child is his until it's born, but an adulteress's husband is still technically a cuckold whether she gets pregnant or not.
lccc_ 18
cuck?
I can't stand leg puns! 23
To all those who are confused, a cuckold is a man who is being cheated on by his partner due to being "inadequate" by their standards. Sorry to hear that OP. Sound's like cucky brother over there is trying to divert attention *clears throat, wink wink*
Feklfekl2222 32
I've always understood it to be a man who is being cheated on by his partner yet doesn't know about it
OptimusSlime 23
People like that need to just stop. Whenever a man acts polite he gets made fun of, whenever a man isn't polite he's a douche/a cuck. It's all ****** up. Keep treating your girlfriend kindly, and don't like people like your brother make you do otherwise. Btw, a cuck is a male who is submissive and the wife/gf of said male is the dominate one. The man basically serves her. It's basically just an inappropriate insult that should have never been.
am1717 22
If anything, it makes you the opposite. Manners is so attractive these days in this world of douchebags and bitches
iamahappypenguin 14
What's a cuck?
am1717 22
It's basically a wimpy man that 'can't please his wife'
shavednipples 22
by definition, it's the husband of an adulterous wife
Badkarma4u 17
A cuck is a cuckold. Which is a man whose wife is unfaithful. Its a word that is commonly used outside of the United States. It referes to the alleged mating habbits of the cuckoo bird. Where the male cuckoo bird supppsedly creates and tends to the nest, while the female bird mates with male cuckoo birds other than her mate, then the male cuckoo bird takes care of the eggs and chicks created by his mate and other the male cuckoos. The term has gained popularity in the United State, because its a common theme in ****.
KryssLB 14
Cuckoos lay their eggs (usually one at a time) in the nests of birds of completely different species, where it typically hatches first, shoving the other eggs/nestlings out to die on the ground, while the poor unsuspecting nest parents run themselves ragged trying to feed they typically-larger baby cuckoo. Presumably the mother and father cuckoo giggle and high-five each other all the way home.
saffy66 34
Your brother is a knuckle dragging idiot. Tell him to focus less on your relationship and more on his own - if he even has one.