Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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Top comments
UH60 26
Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?
Steve95401 49
Make sure to sleep on your back or on your side facing her. Also, be careful about bending over in the shower to pick up your soap off the floor.
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Comments (234)
Rectov 10
You do it to her it's only fair
send3426 24
If you have ever asked to put it in her ass it's only fair.
dirtbikeguy 14
I'm sorry to hear that and I hope your ass is doing better.
its_tuesday 6
Uhmmm yikes. Dude I think your girlfriend is a closet rapist.
LittleRich 10
Beat her to it and stick it in her arse first and see what she says! Haha...
BabyrooKid 11
I would do anything for love ... BUT I WON'T DO THAT.
anonamous14 9
Did you make her try anal? If so then you deserve it
DerpingtonHerp 14
Well I’m dying to know what happened...
CGibson18 7
its sad to say i have similar concerns with my girlfriend
Miura424 1
So... How was the anal? ;)