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Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML

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klovemachine 24

Nope. Just me and the coworker.

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B0u_fml 18

Well, at least it wasn't shit.

maz95 17

Well on the bright side, at least you were able to finish the rest of the dishes without having to fight the urge to pee anymore.

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B0u_fml 18

Well, at least it wasn't shit.

mb2_native 15

LOL that reminded me of when I had to shit when I was a kid, had to run through a full sized baseball field to get to my uncles house and shit myself have way through cuz of a hiccup :/ sucked at the time but now I find it funny as hell :p

BostonBear 33

Yeah thats definitly a bonus he didnt shit his pants too

GRgoldfish 19

I agree with number one. I'm sure with time, people will forget about this... if they don't you can always get a new job. best of luck.

Zebediabolical 45

No, they won't. This is how people get lifelong nicknames.

EsotericBrent 29

"I wasn't scared... but it appears that someone poured urine on the front of my pants, and stuffed mashed potatoes down the back"

violetsweety 26

noo, he could blame it on the sink. I dont know about the mashed potatoes part though.

bReLiNg 18

Poor OP its time time to wait patiently and see if they fall asleep at work then the old hand in the water trick >D

Synapsky 10

Nothing like a sink of water to stifle the pee pee urge. I praise you for your diligence OP.

maz95 17

Well on the bright side, at least you were able to finish the rest of the dishes without having to fight the urge to pee anymore.

FunnyMedic 7

Payback, OP. I think in this case a car bomb is too extreme, but seriously, don't let this go unanswered. Pee means war! (Maybe celophane across a doorway would do the trick...)

jarrettd 27

At least their wasn't a little demon throwing apple sauce at you.

BlowinChronic 18

Urine trouble now OP! That coworker will never let you live it down that you pissed your pants at work. Prepare for long term harassment.

Enslaved 38

At least you can make that wet spot look like you accidentally wet your pants with the water hose vs peed yourself. :P