Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I came home to my wife asleep in bed, her pants down, and her vibrator in her hand. She keeps refusing sex because she "isn't in the mood" and insists there's nothing wrong. To rub salt in the wound, I bought her the vibrator as a gift, hoping to spice things up. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
Today, my girlfriend teased me by asking if I wanted to fuck her best friend in the ass. Obviously it was a joke, but now I can't stop thinking about it and I know it will never happen. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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UH60 26
Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?
Steve95401 49
Make sure to sleep on your back or on your side facing her. Also, be careful about bending over in the shower to pick up your soap off the floor.
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Comments (234)
Badkarma4u 17
Dude let her go. There are men that woild give their right arm to be with a wonan that has that desire. If you two are not a sexual match you can try to force it, but eventually it will fail. If this is that big of a deal to her then perhaps she is not as sexually satisfied in the relationship as you think. Why should she not have what she wants, Why should you have to be preasured into things you dont want. If this is that important to her, she will eventually find a guy who is into it. and either leave ir cheat. The number of men with the desire to get pegged is way too high for you two to suffer.
Lemonhead1510 17
I think it's time to see other people
lukeDAduke157 11
Time for a new girlfriend!
Kog_fml 4
do it its not so bad
i8cake 12
Is your girlfriend by chance the one going to a kid's toy store asking if they sell ******? (Note FML previous to this)
tkeitt 1
not cool
clue_me_in 20
There is no indication that she is "trying to get him back" for something. If he said no, it means NO. FMLs have had similar topics before without them being from the same person/people. His gf is so wrong if she is actually wanting to do this when he already said no.
iwadasn 33
And yet in the post a few days back when the guy had anal sex with his girlfriend against her will, most commenters were siding with the guy.
420west 4
the one eye u sleep with open shouldnt be your brown eye...
BigDan200985 12
Say good bye to your black cherry
TheCerealKiller 24
Buy some lube. Prepare yourself. Literally.