Anonymous
Chatham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
lonerjik
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Isuckreallybad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcolepsy
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
girlgirlinsanity
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML
wtf
Ramstein, Germany
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
happybidet
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
unlovedandunfucked
Melbourne, Australia
Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Stacey
It's not for everyone
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Top comments
FuzzyJack 15
She probably had a dream where you turned into 1 Direction during sex. I would be afraid too.
acidkitten 14
I think he needs to confiscate her copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Brool_Story_Co 17
You need to step it up in bed then.
hellachillin 8
I've had wet dreams before, but a wet nightmare? Well now I'm interested in having one
sirbrainiac 2
Give her some sweet dreams.
starman02 12
Maybe she is a virgin and is scared of the actual sex part and OP was in it because he is her boyfriend? Just a theory, either way that sucks OP!
acidkitten 14
I think he needs to confiscate her copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.
Psych101 9
Maybe she had a rape fantasy?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Why would anyone fantasize about being raped..?
Brool_Story_Co 17
That's why it was a nightmare.
Psych101 9
6- It's a real thing. I don't know why, but it some people do fantasize about it.
Ozuru 11
Many people have a rape fantasy.
swankmrpancake 8
#6 some people have weird fetishes like sucking on people's toes or being tied down for sex. Rape situations could also be a fetish for some.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Yeah, I understand about weird fetishes but the whole rape thing seems very extreme. Well, I suppose I learned something new today. o_o
TheMathMajor 26
Except those things aren't weird, they are actually pretty normal. 37, it's about power. Some women want to be controlled and some men want to be in control. That's all it is.
whosindahouse 9
I have a rape fantasy. I fantasize about raping people.
DarthDeath 12
37- Look up List of Paraphilias on Wikipedia. There are some that are MUCH worse than rape fantasy. An example? Symphorophilia, which is being sexually aroused by witnessing, staging, or taking part in a disaster, such as a car crash.
swankmrpancake 8
"I witnessed that crash and I'm here to help, damn you just lost your leg in that crash, I've never been more aroused!"
DocBastard 40
A7X - You obviously aren't familiar with Rule 34. Look it up. IF YOU DARE.
Zdoggg 4
Ya my gf is loves to be fake raped. It's hot
botanistjessica 24
That's when you buy a karma sutra book!
boofgall 16
It's Kama, btw.
mfischer 17
Lol I like when people say karma sutra. Makes me think that maybe all the one sided bedroom affairs I've had are at least getting what's coming to them.
katieeamberr 2
Are you that bad in bed?
iGrassYourSister 6
no, his girlfriend is just a loose *****
TheDrudgeChild 4
What is with some people being terrified of sex with someone who they chose to date? I just don't get it :/
murlocholmes 5
Apparently the only thing going on in OP's bed is sleeping, and an occasional bit of crying...
musicalducky 21
103 - Perhaps she is just asexual? Personally I find the idea of sex horrifying and disgusting. I'd definitely have nightmares like this. Yet I still date guys and everything. Sex is not the only factor in a relationship, there are emotional factors as well. Don't be so close minded to think that the only relationship is a sexual one. if you don't get it, then perhaps do some research on it. It's really cool to see how people are breaking down the boundaries of traditional relationships and redefining the definition of a relationship.
enchantiful 2
Well, have actual sex with her and show her you can be her good dream come true!
bsmith9942 11
I had a nightmare that my parents tried to kill me. Should I have run away from home? Seriously dreams are just a mix of things u experienced or saw. You shouldn't base your relationship on one dream.
jeresaw11 3
Dreams are things ppl have when ur subconscious mind drifts. It's called dream walking where ur mind takes fantasy over reality. That's how déjà vu comes about.
loganpaige 6
Very true!
iHeartRKO 5
Maybe your penis was larger in her dream!
ollie179 21
Because that's going to make things a lot worse...
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Depending on how big! There is a such thing as too big! ;)
iHeartRKO 5
14- yes being that if his penis was overly huge it would have scared the shit out of her duh
AMClaire99 2
If you poop in your dreams, you poop for real!
saIty 17
Do you wear a Rosie O' Donell mask or something when you have sex?
LittleGreenPaola 23
I'd click the +1 thousand times if i could XD Anyway OP, have you and your girlfriend already had sex? If she's still a virgin ,maybe she has some mental block, but if she's not, well, bad news for you!
ollie179 21
I hope you made her some hot cocoa and comforted her. Send her my best wishes!
FuzzyJack 15
She probably had a dream where you turned into 1 Direction during sex. I would be afraid too.
foshizzle82 7
Your comment made me laugh out loud :)
realeah 4
British boy band gangbang... Just screams "gtfo of my mind." I'd wake up crying.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
When you said "British boy gang bang", I pictured a bunch of guys with mustaches, monocles and top hats saying "Jolly Good!" with every thrust. *shutter*
hisgirlherboy 5
Is anyone else turned on by 92's comment?
KommanderKush420 5
At least you have a healthy relationship.
Snackycake 20
That doesn't sound very healthy.
cantthinkofshit 5
I would have to agree with you, but after reading your profile bio, I don't think you've got a very good opinion of what healthy is.