Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
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diesel42o 0
she owned u on that one
sam_stalker 0
op she didn't think it was sexy, she did it for revenge >=~}
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Comments (370)
NextBigThing5044 0
Lmao shes awesome for that.
Midgey93 0
Haha YDI.. Payback is a bitch!
jbtheone_fml 5
I think you screamed like a girl cause you liked it, owned like a bitch!!!
thomaa12 0
If his girlfriend doesn't like anal she should probably just say something. The surprise finger is a no go.
keilah 4
Who's to say she didn't? A lot of guys seem to think that the proper response to "no" is to just keep asking in the hopes she'll give in eventually.
jansdo 1
Sounds like fun unless her finger is size 3X.
thew_fml 14
like one's ass played with does not make one gay. not liking one's ass played with makes one boring in bed
austinocappucino 0
GOOD CALL!!!
MakaylaCommisso 0
I've done that to my boyfriend but he wanted it he's the only guy I have with so yeah lol he don't like it no more lol
MakaylaCommisso 0
lite skin freaky boys FTW!!!!!
Melonhead_69 0
hahaha good for you. you totally deserved it.
creedaddict 9
u go girl ... ur my hero
mattitucklove01 0
I was just wondering did it feel good or not! ?