Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
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Top comments
AliceAristocrat 12
I don't know why I know this but didn't they get back together? But then again, if she breaks up with you because of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez then maybe you shouldn't get back together with her....
RaggleFrock 13
OMG Justin and Selena got back together? My life is exactly the same as it was 5 minutes ago.
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Comments (147)
sens3sfailing 25
they broke up dip shit. either you made a terrible joke trying to start a rumor, or you seriously believed some rumor made up from a national enquirer type thing. either way, gtfo.
alexander26_fml 1
She is right you know...
verkaderk 9
Funny thing is, the people who actually know him think he's an asshole. I've worked and lived in Stratford and you will be hard pressed to find a Beiber fan. That town is trying its hardest to separate itself from him.
SamanthaCassieL 10
well good news!! they ARE back together!!! just three days ago! they are having their issues but they are working it out! I was told all about it by my 10 year old little cousin lol so that's great! congrats on your relationship working out!
zuelhater 7
RUN QUICKLY!! RUN FAR!!!
onlychildFTW 34
Maybe they were all mean to him like a lot of other people were? Just a thought. I know a large amount of people hate people because its better to follow everyone else, it's sad.
noisebox 1
In girl speak, yes means no and no means yes...
tehdarkness 21
For me, it was when brad and Jen broke up. Guess I'm a little older :p
livingmylife18 14
They're back together, there's hope for you guys yet!
biebersdoll 3
Justin and Selena are still together.. Just saying.