Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
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Top comments
AliceAristocrat 12
I don't know why I know this but didn't they get back together? But then again, if she breaks up with you because of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez then maybe you shouldn't get back together with her....
RaggleFrock 13
OMG Justin and Selena got back together? My life is exactly the same as it was 5 minutes ago.
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Comments (147)
DelaineyFitz 3
If she likes Justin bieber she's too young for you bro.
doglover100 29
I'm tired of celebrity relationships.
verkaderk 9
No he was simply cocky and arrogant. A typical bully. He was very talented at playin music but he would use his local fame to expect people to bow down to him and hold him on a pedestal. It wasn't well received. This was before he was discovered and it's only gotten worse since
KiddNYC1O 22
Well the media seems to think so... They presented it as breaking news... Pathetic.
tsent8 15
It's not their fault it's hard to be a celebrity lesbian couple.
germbrain 2
YDI for having a stupid girlfriend!
Acaprice14 9
She's too young for you bro
ryry013 6
Justin and Selena broke up. Everyone break up with your boyfriends and girlfriends.
SoylentCandycorn 10
You need to get out of there and fast. Her stupidity has reached to the point that it's going to start affecting the very fabric of space time around her.
88vivera 9
That was lame!!!!