Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
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Top comments
AliceAristocrat 12
I don't know why I know this but didn't they get back together? But then again, if she breaks up with you because of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez then maybe you shouldn't get back together with her....
RaggleFrock 13
OMG Justin and Selena got back together? My life is exactly the same as it was 5 minutes ago.
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Comments (147)
allyshark48 2
Lol sorry I love jb and Selena but that's just wierd
RawrDinosaur21 1
If she likes Justin Beiber then she's too young for you, bro.
HooHooHa 6
Why the hell does Alan act like a prick all the time?
Relenaz 9
Justin and Selena broke up?? Excuse me! I have to go dump my boyfriend!! >:O Yeah, perfectly logical reaction. xD
fantasyworld 39
They need to breakup for good. It's crazy with the breaking up, getting back together, breaking up, getting back together. I don't think he's good for her.
MistahJ94 8
She's too young for you, bro
Masift 21
Maybe it was for the better....sorry op. I know this is over 2 years old I just felt like commenting
pheizer01 10
You should be happy. You don't want someone like that
trumpet27 1
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She needs to calm down.
Oley 27
To be fair, it seems as if her monthly payment plan of $9.99 is no where close to being paid off for the brain that was on QVC or layaway.😩