Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
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Top comments
AliceAristocrat 12
I don't know why I know this but didn't they get back together? But then again, if she breaks up with you because of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez then maybe you shouldn't get back together with her....
RaggleFrock 13
OMG Justin and Selena got back together? My life is exactly the same as it was 5 minutes ago.
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Comments (147)
thisissparia 3
But they're back together now, so your relationship will be fine !!!
ASD_K 11
OP dodged a bullet there.
jdime209 2
I think you guys should have a serious talk if you really like her or each other. But it seems like she's not even serious lol.
LolaBieber 5
Well for one thing, Justin and Selena never actually broke up....and the other thing, never say never right?
TheodoreSetFire 3
YDI for dating a girl who thinks like that. She's an idiot. I mean, damn.
adam_tajyar 10
Your gf is an idiot find someone more intelligent OP
ElleYW 10
And you're dating this asshole....
Derpylicious 3
Don't waste your time with that stupid twit.
LaLince 40
I agree
emiliadanielacm 1
I don't think she really knows they actually never stopped dating..their 2nd anniversary is next Friday.
beyeswdragon 2
Just agree, pack your things and walk out. Or to be more precise, let her gather her dolls and send her home because she's clearly twelve years old...