Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
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Top comments
AliceAristocrat 12
I don't know why I know this but didn't they get back together? But then again, if she breaks up with you because of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez then maybe you shouldn't get back together with her....
RaggleFrock 13
OMG Justin and Selena got back together? My life is exactly the same as it was 5 minutes ago.
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Comments (147)
bredahl 26
May God have mercy on your soul.
sweetmama88 6
Omg why use god!
Schizomaniac 24
"Omg why use god" "OMG why use god" "OMG" Reevaluate your life.
Trollgod 13
You just used god you unintelligent piece of crap
sweetmama88 6
Someone who base there relationship to Justin's is just looking for a reason to dump you !
1dvs_bstd 41
She has a pea for brain! Jesus tap dancing Christ how can someone be that dumb??
missbaby_fml 4
she pretty stupid wtf and htf does daht
daminantion 14
I lost ten brain cells to bother figuring out what you tried to say...
spottyblanket 8
Tell her she hurt your feelings op, and she may stop being stupid.
TheNewGuy03 29
Simple explanation: she's 10. Your princess is in another castle, my friend.
barlos88 19
Just look her in the eyes and say babe those two can get whoever they want so of coarse they split. I however, am about as good as your gonna get
melsaraj 9
Groupies.. I hate the new generation
ZeroZoom 6
Didn't you hear? They're supposedly getting married.
TweetAnne 13
She's to young for you bro. Be glad to get rid of her now then later. She's to immature to be in a relationship if she compares your relationship to Jelena's.