Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
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Top comments
AliceAristocrat 12
I don't know why I know this but didn't they get back together? But then again, if she breaks up with you because of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez then maybe you shouldn't get back together with her....
RaggleFrock 13
OMG Justin and Selena got back together? My life is exactly the same as it was 5 minutes ago.
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Comments (147)
xCupcakes 7
They are back together... Lololol
thetechdude22 0
Justin bieber is a dick and shows no respect for authority, yes I am talking about his extreme dick move with the PM of Canada
Szaszaspasz 26
You mean when he was given the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Medal by Stephen Harper while wearing coveralls and his cap on backwards? He's a great singer; but I can't understand why the OP's girlfriend would let his & Selena's relationship influence their own.
LONERANGER44 11
She's a dumbass. No hope for her.
wdl97 3
Damn
innuendom 7
I think she's got a point, if she's judging her relationship on them, she's not destined to be in one...
laurenlovesjb 20
I'm a Justin Bieber fan, and I still don't think like that. I know that that relationship wasn't very good, Selena was too protective, and Justin didn't seem to have enough time to spend with her. Your girlfriend sounds ridiculous , OP.
183933 6
I is gay!!!
The_F3rris 11
Is your gf old enough to be dating?
Randomhero1994 1
Is your girlfriend ten because if she is any older than that and still saying that your better off without her
Belieber321 2
best FML ever