Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
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Top comments
AliceAristocrat 12
I don't know why I know this but didn't they get back together? But then again, if she breaks up with you because of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez then maybe you shouldn't get back together with her....
RaggleFrock 13
OMG Justin and Selena got back together? My life is exactly the same as it was 5 minutes ago.
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Comments (147)
AlexJenner16 2
Everyone quick! Change your relationship status on Facebook!
blueflare21 3
I don't know... I think you dodged a bullet there if she's serious about that explanation.
tsim14 4
Well they are a very mature couple and I always thought they would last! (sarcasm)
lambda_fml 40
Tell her you cant compare their relationship with yours. They be a lesbian couple whilst you are a dude?
EmoRockChic 11
Someone relies on Justin and Selena's relationship a little too much.....
perdix 31
What she's really saying is that The Beeb is on the market, so she needs to dump you to be with him. On the plus side, here's your chance to start banging Selena Gomez :D
wickedninja918 1
58- Is it weird if that slightly turned me on? yes? ok
mmmcoopers 13
4 - thanks for adding the surnames in. I had no idea who these people were. Sadly, there is no sarcasm intended.
perdix 31
#32, sadly, you've become a lesser person for learning that. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss. If you don't know who Paris Hilton, the Kardashians or Honey Boo Boo are, just let it go!
mmmcoopers 13
Honey who who? Thanks for the advice perdix. I'll let it go now.
Comet_Candy 23
When it comes to American celebrities, ignorance is always bliss.
MatteKudasai 17
61- it's not just American celebrities. Basically any of them who are known less for their, ah, "talents" and more for their personal lives should just be ignored.
DasHaas 9
I think I figured out your problem. You are "dating" a 12-year old. Regardless of how old she actually is.
Enslaved 38
Sounds like you're going to have to sing that platinum, silver song to her.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Run bro, run...