Today, my girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought, telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't, she broke up with me for "implying she was a moron." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
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Cainicide 5
Well, in other news, you are no longer IMPLYING she's a moron, because she proved it to you. Wouldn't she be your ex now?
Pleonasm 36
While I agree that the manner in which they are all going ask about who Banksy is, and the abundance of these same posts, is going to be depressing, I think it's a little harsh to compare them to cave-dwellers lacking education just because they do not yet know who Banksy is. I mean I didn't know who Banksy was until today; I had to look him up on wikipedia. I do agree though that it shows that they don't know how to search for these things which is a few letters and an enter button away, though, which is a bad mind-set to have.
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Comments (101)
AbraxasVI 0
Banksy the graffiti artist?
TcheQ 12
You are better off, OP. Find someone smarter.
Therewhenneeded 16
Oh lordy...your point is proven. =/ I hope she realizes her error and apologizes.
kofeinisti 6
You guys are aware that Banksy does prints as well, right? So while it's unlikely that hers is authentic, it CAN be. Why is she a moron?
emeraldmaz 9
Because originals and prints are two different things.
danica_smashya 6
I have a girl gasim for banksy
HooHooHa 6
Alan, why the hell do you act like a prick everywhere you go? Do you exp
HooHooHa 6
Alan, why the hell do you act like a prick everywhere you go? Don't expect us to mount you on a pedestal and respect you, when you can't respect anyone else. Asshole.
HooHooHa 6
You're pathetic, Alan.
azhang1066 12
Good for you. She has horrible taste in what is called art but is just graffiti and vandalism.
the_mantlist 6
Well... she is a moron. She displayed it with not making sure that an art piece was from the actual artist.