Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and computer and deleted all my videos and photos of my high school girlfriend, who died when she was only 16. Her excuse was that keeping those photos was emotional cheating. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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Top comments
IntoTheClouds 42
Dodged a bullet, dude.
MeowZebraMeow 7
Obviously, she was thinking that she wants a new boyfriend.
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Comments (96)
IntoTheClouds 42
Dodged a bullet, dude.
generalasskicker 12
Sounds like he dodged two
NickaPLZ 26
@3 haha, yeah that's what I was thinking.
SamanthaCassieL 10
Some things happen for a reason... And this seems to be a good one!
Filthy_Animal 25
She cheat on you, and to feel less guilty, she blames you!!!!
7yzzFML 17
Yeaa woww what a freak, get out of there OP
Gogeta30min 5
sounds like she just wanted to dump op, but didn't want to be bad guy.
NickaPLZ 26
She was testing you.
NickaPLZ 26
I missed the edit, but I was also going to say since she's now your ex, you passed her test. Good job.
MeowZebraMeow 7
Obviously, she was thinking that she wants a new boyfriend.
pasha92 5
Ya but no need to go and do all that two words can do the same ad that is "it's over"
mildredpierce 12
Creative ways to dump someone 101. Not cool.
narkill 13
She seems pretty....fake.
JACKxRAWR 22
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! *cue CSI:Miami theme*
gc327072 31
^no, there must be sunglasses. Besides, the whole Caruso thing is quite old.
warsun 27
I sat on the sunglasses.
josiem 11
It sounds to me like she wanted a way to dump you while being able to blame you for it.
Soloman212 28
That much is obvious, and I think the reason people keep repeating this must be that they think that's what OP was confused about when he says he doesn't know what she was thinking. I think he means he doesn't know what she was thinking showing it to him on photoshop with the layer menu open and everything.
ColdplaySucks 18
Now we know to take brains into consideration when dating someone.
daizttgg 9
Her photoshopping skills must be incredible because she seems to have worked on some shit for a long period of time just to have excuse to break up with you
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
You're right... She took all that time and effort into plotting this one break up when she could of just done it by simply telling OP. Also, OP must of been a really good boyfriend for her not to have a real excuse... Kudos!
baileymariee 10
It's ridiculous that she had to fake the idea that you cheated in order to have the guts to break up with you.
onesarcasticdik 8
tell her that the girl was a way better kisser anyway.
rosenkrieger223 24
I would love to see her reaction to that. lol