Today, my girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought, telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't, she broke up with me for "implying she was a moron." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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Cainicide 5
Well, in other news, you are no longer IMPLYING she's a moron, because she proved it to you. Wouldn't she be your ex now?
Pleonasm 36
While I agree that the manner in which they are all going ask about who Banksy is, and the abundance of these same posts, is going to be depressing, I think it's a little harsh to compare them to cave-dwellers lacking education just because they do not yet know who Banksy is. I mean I didn't know who Banksy was until today; I had to look him up on wikipedia. I do agree though that it shows that they don't know how to search for these things which is a few letters and an enter button away, though, which is a bad mind-set to have.
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Comments (101)
EricaJoy 0
What is a Bansky?
lilhellian 27
Since you're nowhere near top comment You should have google'd it. You should even if you have time for top comment.
Slackness 10
Superb posting, you have concluded that she can't communicate or think on your level. I am very sure there is a worthy jousting partner there for you. Keep the faith, Banksy is lost on those that purchase for art and not the satirical comment on life that's just delivered as a randomly obscure social commentary on a wall.
shadowdragon1 1
Tmi alan
perdix 31
Well, she is a moron. You're lucky to be rid of her because you didn't want to reproduce with her anyways. Stupidity is a dominant trait and your life would suck with a brood of idiot kids.
tsent8 15
Hey man if you two were putting your paycheck a together to pay for expenses then its good she left you don't have to worry about being broke.
ChaoticBacon 6
*cough* moron.
mfayem 15
she said it, not you!
BobbieH 19
You were telling her she was incorrect. She appeared to be a moron because she believed a print would be an original and she proved being a moron by her reaction to being shown she was incorrect. Sorry about your ex. Maybe she'll get past the overreaction? Then again maybe its better she doesn't? But you'd have to decide on that.
Futacy 30
Based off of the given circumstances, I'd say she is a moron.
mercsl65 7
I'd say u dodged a bullet