Today, my girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought, telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't, she broke up with me for "implying she was a moron." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
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Cainicide 5
Well, in other news, you are no longer IMPLYING she's a moron, because she proved it to you. Wouldn't she be your ex now?
Pleonasm 36
While I agree that the manner in which they are all going ask about who Banksy is, and the abundance of these same posts, is going to be depressing, I think it's a little harsh to compare them to cave-dwellers lacking education just because they do not yet know who Banksy is. I mean I didn't know who Banksy was until today; I had to look him up on wikipedia. I do agree though that it shows that they don't know how to search for these things which is a few letters and an enter button away, though, which is a bad mind-set to have.
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broncofan1 3
haha.
b_rad_fml 4
Better to find out now that your ex is a moron than to let her raise your kids as morons.
GhostChickens 17
To be honest, I don't see why she'd want a Banksy print. He's a great street artist, but I think the greatest thing is to look at his work and see what he's done with the surroundings. He incorporates other graffitti, textures of the wall and I believe he used double yellow lines painted by the council at one point. It wouldn't be quite so amazing to have it as a print, but I guess the guy has to make money somehow.
SoylentCandycorn 10
She sounds like a complete moron.
Namenlos_fml 20
Dumped for telling the truth... An all too common tale
Locoluis 15
Truths stupid people never want to hear. They'd rather live in blissful ignorance than to listen to what you have to say. Good riddance. The OP deserves better than a gullible GF.
athos1237 4
Keep it simple stupid. Next time try "that's very nice _______________(insert pet name here)" then she'll be happy, you'll still have a GF and you don't always have to be right. Sometimes you can let others enjoy their moment.
gooniegirl_9 2
I myself am one of many artists who works in the printmaking medium and make my own handmade prints and etchings in a print shop. However, I'm pretty sure Banksy is primarily a street artist and dosen't work as a printmaker producing original artist prints. They would also sell for a lot of money, and would probably reveal his secret identity. However, it's possible that OP's girlfriend purchased a ''limited edition'' print, which although not original, can still be quite valuable.
d_man_0032 3
It is always better to realize she is a moron early in the relationship so you can find someone smarter and so she can find an idiot.
Szaszaspasz 26
"Print" and "Original" usually aren't the same thing.
kalepie 6
Lol