T.T
New Zealand
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Bullet dodged
United Kingdom
Get out while you still can
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
lynxstorm
United States
Too late
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Wow. Really?
Columbus, United States
Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
Anonymous
Prague, Czechia
Flimsy excuse
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Anonymous
Trondheim, Norway
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
Jen
Sketchy
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Top comments
jokeson_me 3
more than likely he is gettin cold feet about marriage and was lookin for any little reason to break up...FYL for dating a bitch
ActionManly 11
I guess you should've read the FINE-PRINT on your relationship then! (No. I will never stop.)
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Comments (107)
super_sm 0
that shit is smoking balls yo fyl
sexyscooter 0
then u are definantly better off i would say
BobbyXXX 0
if youve reached the point where you're arguing about a printer then that is just the tip of the iceberg. he did you both a favour. FYL
ey3seecold 0
maybe it was the first thing he saw just to start an argument with you just to break up with u just to marry the other chick who prints her buns on the better xerox machine Noe what I mean ..
heynow00wellthen 0
If you guys argued about things like that before now, then you shouldve seen it coming. But sorry, OP. that's no fun.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
wow how bad was it?
jayemdoubleyou 1
I doubt you broke up because of a printer. it was probably just the straw that broke the camel's back.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
agree w/Jay. the argument might have started at a printer but likely finished at his family, job, wiener size, and how her ex boyfriend would have already fixed the printer and knew how to treat a lady. then he fired her.
afdude87 6
maybe it was a really sweet printer and op put kittens in it instead of paper, fiancé got mad, bam breakup. it happens
ColetteL 4
better now than after the "I do"
rallets 23
lol kittens can be used instead of paper? damn , and here i am killing trees for no reason
sammccormick 0
I think that means you lost the argument...
pwincessa23 1
I say they were just looking for a reason to break up ...
chloe_barclay0 0
your really hot :)
turtlemansam 6
maybe it wad because she chucked a printer at him
rstroupe 0
it's prob ab much more than a printer, that was the breaking point
tyheron 0
ydi
i_wuz_nver_here 31
well it's good you won't have to spend your life with them.
knight0748 5
You didn't replace the ink didn't ya?? totally deserves it!!
LexBvl 4
maybe he broke up with you because you don't know how to spell fiancé? one e when it's a guy, unless you're a dike
Abunnyhowdoyoufe 0
WTF? why were you arguing with your printer?
marinus_fml 20
it would have been funny if it had been an argument with the printer.... not an argument about a printer.
rowerforlife 0
lol 8. but seriously, he sounds childish, your better off without him hun :]
italiatinkerbell 0
it's not even just about the printer. there were clearly tons of underlying problems and both of u were clearly using the printer fight as a scapegoat.
destineydeon 0
hah
jokeson_me 3
more than likely he is gettin cold feet about marriage and was lookin for any little reason to break up...FYL for dating a bitch
ActionManly 11
I guess you should've read the FINE-PRINT on your relationship then! (No. I will never stop.)
Carlie_McCartney 1
oh! keep them coming then! I'm in the mood to laugh!
nibawan 0
it wasn't just a printer.
SpaceMannn 0
can someone argue with me about printers, I have to see if it's even possible >.<
ActionManly 11
Umm.. ok.. no, we don't need colour ink, we hardly even print off photos anyway and it's just too expensive?? How was that?
SpaceMannn 0
well let's just buy the color ink just in case we do need it sometime, it's not like ink expires and you never know when we have to print in color.
ooitastic 0
THE PRINTER HAS TO BE BLACK! no, it needs to be rainbow colors!
Rawr_Doodle 0
shut up! we need both ok?! and it needs to be HP ink, not this kirkland shit from Costco!! HP is quality ink, for quality printers!!
twinny_sc 13
HP ink is more expensive. WE ARE ON A ****** BUDGET.
PwnerJohn 0
No, we are not.
Rawr_Doodle 0
can't we ever get anything I want?! you get everything!!! I never complain.. and I cant get some ******* INK?!?! SO WHAT IF IT'S EXPENSIVE?? AM I NOT WORTH IT ANYMORE?
Doortje 30
"I've had it with you and your printer obsession! This is #253, the house can't take it anymore!"
silver86_fml 2
if think sits there too long (ie colour) the printheads (depending on the hp printer series/ product 'line') will dry out and print head cleanings don't always correct the issue. Hp print heads can cost around 90$ each so if you don't print often get a laserjet.
Anaxes 5
Why the hell can't we just draw our own pictures? You're being lazy with the aid of this printer, laziness is a sin! A SIN! DIE IN HELL SINNER!
Doortje 30
Wow, so, it is indeed very possible to argue about a printer :) Good to know.
ooitastic 0
if your arguing about printers now, imagine what you would be arguing about when you get married... so be happy
22cute 17
Agreed! I say YDI because it takes 2 to argue and that is a lame thing to argue about. On the other hand good thing you won't be marrying him because he was part of that lame argument. You would have bigger arguments as the years go by.
damador 0
he wanted to break up with u sooner just needed a reason. men do that, they find the right time to proceed with they're schemes.
allenrotstein 0
"With they're..". Oh boy, that is just wrong in so many ways... But yes, we do wait for the right moment, timing is everything.
Geiko_fml 0
"The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon has plans. They're schemers, all trying to control their little parts of the world. ... I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are." Not everyone is a schemer. Lol. Sorry to hear that though OP. Really sucks that that happened to ya.
Xavi89 0
lmfao!